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Ducks protecting penguin from predators. Removed: Repost

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Shmuckle2 2d ago

Protecting other species and raping their own. The weird life of a duck.

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u/Dragonn007 2d ago

One thing about the duck, they don't fuck around

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u/theKalmier 2d ago

Someone ducked around and downed out.

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u/hulkmxl 2d ago

But they.. do.. fuck around? Ok ok fine they are cool as hell!

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u/Status-Sweet-1856 2d ago

I saw this happening at my apartments one day. The geese were all ganging up on this one female, her mate trying desperately to protect her. I rushed over and shoo'd them away. She had a hurt wing so they had a hard time wrestling for their food with the other geese so I started bringing food to them away from the others so she could eat without being attacked. Afterwards, the couple would hang out by my apartment and if I came outside they were like guard dogs. They would make a run at other people on the sidewalk to shoo them away from me, protecting me in turn.

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 2d ago

The list of species that rape their own is longer than the list of those that don’t.

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u/Shmuckle2 2d ago

I am concerned

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 2d ago

But are you surprised? Nature has always been a battlefield of rape and murder. That’s how our species grew from single cells into Homo sapiens over many millions of years. Biological prime directives have always been survival and propagation at any cost.

Within the scope of human society, such acts are inexcusable. The rest of nature, however, doesn’t really have time to consider concepts like ethics or consent.

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 2d ago

We really are alike after all.

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u/Lochness_Hamster_350 2d ago

DUCKS STICK TOGETHER!!!

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u/Professional_Baby24 2d ago

"And when the roosters are crowin' and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture."

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u/Lochness_Hamster_350 2d ago

completely confused look

Ducks …. Fly together?

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u/_Choose_Goose 2d ago

Quack! Quack! Quack!

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u/Wankerdaddy441 2d ago

Motherducker.

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u/immoralsugimoto 2d ago

The semi-aquatic camaraderie and solidarity is a beautiful thing

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u/What-Even-Is-That 2d ago

The hybrid drones have to look out for one another.

/r/BirdsArentReal

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 2d ago

Im amazed not more people know this by now

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u/SumSkittles 2d ago

"Birds arent real! and ones that talk should be shot!"

My favorite GTA5 quote.

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u/ALitreOhCola 2d ago

Team Bill.

Everyone else can duck off.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 2d ago

I was trying to figure out the connection. Makes sense. Thanks.

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u/IntrepidBandit 2d ago

What does solidarity mean in this context?

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u/cucumbersuprise 2d ago

So solid crew

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u/IntrepidBandit 2d ago

Bunch of bros being bros?

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u/cucumbersuprise 2d ago

Pretty much. Prey animals protecting each other from predators is a mutual benefit. Its probably in the duck and penguins nesting or feeding territory

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u/IntrepidBandit 2d ago

Ahh I wasn’t sure what it meant but I knew I liked it

Think a Snoop Dogg dub would be too much to ask for?

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u/Coffeelocktificer 2d ago

I wouldn't call fowl on that. 

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u/Unknwndog 2d ago

You want some fucking trouble you pointy-beaked egg dropper?!?!

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u/LamarNoDavis 2d ago

Birds of prey? More like birds better pray they don’t get ducked up

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u/Kenstats 2d ago

Quak Quak motherfucker

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u/azab1898 2d ago

Ducks are like biker gangs with leather jackets and all that who would save a little kid

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 2d ago

They’ve even got that 50s greaser ducktail.

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u/azab1898 2d ago

Man you reminded me of a duck like that I used to feed when I was little. I sure hope that duck is doing good

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u/StateAvailable6974 2d ago

Reminds me of a comment someone made on another post about how they were getting chased by a drugged up maniac, and so they ran to a bar that was always full of bikers and construction workers. Problem was sorted out pretty quick.

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u/crazyrich 2d ago

Solid move

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u/Ps4sucksballs 2d ago

Ducks are proficient in Bird law 

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u/Korgoth420 2d ago

They are not governed by reason

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u/Hauptmann_Gruetze 2d ago

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG BIRD FOOL

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 2d ago edited 1d ago

"I'll quack your skull, prick!"

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u/xanthophore 2d ago

If I'm not mistaken, this is likely occurring in the Falklands, (or potentially Tierra del Fuego or somewhere else in southern South America). These look like crested caracara, which are predatory/opportunistic/scavenging birds of prey that weigh a bit over 1kg.

In comparison, the ducks are Falkland steamer ducks, flightless ducks that can get very large (between 3 and 5kg)! They're highly territorial and have spurs on their wings they use to batter each other and anything else that encroaches on their territory.

The penguin is potentially an immature macaroni or southern rockhopper penguin, both small penguin species found on the Falklands!

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u/bitterjack 1d ago

Thanks u/unidan!

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u/pppylonnn 1d ago

Oh my god that's an old reference 🤣

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u/pppylonnn 1d ago

No way they named a penguin species Macaroni 😭🥹

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u/xanthophore 1d ago

It has a really interesting etymology!

Macaroni was a term originally used to describe the fashion of 18th century aristocratic British dandies.

They would go on "Grand Tours" of Europe and come home with all sorts of affectations, such as flamboyant clothing, a penchant for gambling, and a love of European cuisine such as the Italian "macaroni"! They therefore considered themselves part of the "Macaroni Club" when they arrived home from their Tour.

It's referenced in the song "Yankee Doodle Dandy", on which the author mocks the Yankee for thinking that sticking a feather in his cap would immediately make him "macaroni", or dandyish.

Macaroni penguins were named because the plumage on their head was thought to resemble the foppish headgear and wigs of macaronis!

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u/Eissbein 2d ago

Way to go Donald!

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u/wozblar 2d ago

one learns to fear the corkscrew

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u/DuchessOfAquitaine 2d ago

Ah yes! The Might Ducks! I have heard of them before.

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u/neochimaphaeton 2d ago

They are a pair of Steamer Ducks. They’re flightless and can be very aggressive when pissed off.

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u/DucksOnQuakk 2d ago

We do what we can

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u/striderkan 2d ago

the way they came in with the T pose

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 2d ago

Duck tails to the rescue!

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u/bbyhaych 2d ago

Yea the ducks!

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u/MjolnirMediator 2d ago

I know how nature works, but every now and then I enjoy seeing predators get their asses handed to them.

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u/phazedoubt 2d ago

Then the ducks fucked the penguin

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u/Sina_VanDerLinde 2d ago

They may put a smile on their faces too.

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u/Anonim0use84 2d ago

Did the penguin show gratitude? Serious question here.

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u/DiscipleExyo 2d ago

It's the ducks from regular show, whoaaaaaaaaa

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u/whooo_me 2d ago

Don't let your hunger run up a debt, or your ass will pay the Bill...

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u/Unthgod 2d ago

Duck gonna give it to ya

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u/Reasonable_Corgi_433 2d ago

Ducks don't give a f*ck

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u/daMFNmaster 2d ago

They will duck u up..

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u/Nice_Tie480 2d ago

Such a beautiful moment. Animals put humans to shame

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u/EagleSilent0120 2d ago

....and God was watching....

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u/snarpy 2d ago

That cut to the two ducks coming in from the left like a couple of really-slow F-14 Tomcats made me LOL

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u/ADNOR88 2d ago

What a wonderfull world!

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u/AusCan531 2d ago

Duck off, you falcon thugs!

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u/Sensitive-Park-7776 2d ago

I can only imagine with with Banjo Kazooie or Looney Toons music.

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u/DerangedLava 2d ago

Twist: the ducks are chasing them away just so they can eat the penguin themselves

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u/KushMummyCinematics 2d ago edited 2d ago

Duck 1: "Yo, is that one of the homies right there?!"

Duck 2: "Ay Yo, he in trouble, Let's go

waddles over

Duck 1: "Quack Quack, motherfuckers"

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u/andretheclient_ 2d ago

those are some pussy ass hawks

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u/KawaDoobie 2d ago

this is OUR turf SCRAM

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u/lastdarknight 2d ago

Waterbirds together strong

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u/Bassam_Al-Fayed 2d ago

Honk, honk, motherfucker!

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u/quakefiend 2d ago

One more reason to love ducks 💕

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u/OC2LV714 2d ago

Mighty ducks

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 2d ago

Ducks woke up and choose violence

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u/LRS94 2d ago

Watching this while listening to dragonborn, it was epic

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u/nametakenfuck 2d ago

Dont get me wrong those ducks are based af but like, why do they care about the penguin? What causes them to scare the predators off?

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u/StateAvailable6974 2d ago

They instinctually ward off predators in order to keep their territory safe. If predators hunt successfully they may gather more, and then the ducks are in more danger. So it makes sense for them to just treat every predator as a threat.

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u/Biggie__Stardust 2d ago

That’s what you get for committing a…

WATERFOWL

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u/MeadPillager 2d ago

When I was little I had a duck and rabbit the duck would protect the rabbit from cats.the cats were terrified

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u/Severe_Foundation_94 2d ago

I think they are protecting themselves and the penguin was smart to hide behind them

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u/Dogboi006 2d ago

FANART BOYS FANART

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u/sphak12 2d ago

I wonder if penguins pay the ducks off with fish in exchange for their protection

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u/LordKappaKun 2d ago

Some animals will actively try and prevent predation

Some whales are known to go out of their way to mess with Killerwhales

Even seen a video of a Zebra kicking a lion to knock it off a fellow Zebras side(I remember the other Zebra being said to have been the oldest in the group)

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u/half-mage 2d ago

Just wait until the Canada Geese show up

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u/Eukodol_Lee 2d ago

"Ever seen a duck fight? No way. Why? Because the other animals are afraid."

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u/theSarevok 2d ago

They don’t duck around

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u/More_Mention_8244 2d ago

Mighty Ducks!

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u/828jpc1 2d ago

Imagine if it had been Canadian geese? They’d have cut them crows with their switchblades.

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 2d ago

Remember Mike "Mad Dog" Curtis? Meet his fowl counterpart, Mad Duck.

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u/lee-van-eastwood 2d ago

I love penguins and now I also love ducks!

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u/Danny_Mc_71 2d ago

Ducks. A great bunch of lads.

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u/Grymus13 2d ago

Don’t fucks with the ducks.

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u/T3tragrammaton 2d ago

Now I understand better why ducks have such pompous chest: intimidate and brag about it.

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u/AuphTopek 2d ago

Just a good ol' dinosaur fight

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u/Rueger777 2d ago

Don’t fuc with a duck! That’s awesome way to go ducks kick those bullies asses!

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u/OGGBTFRND 2d ago

Duck mafia

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u/GetBack2Wrk 2d ago

No Ducking Way. Like Duck I'm going to let you eat my friend guinney.

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u/Malevolent_Mangoes 2d ago

“You on our turf now bitch!”

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u/seidinove 2d ago

Those ducks set the tone.

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u/justlooking9889 2d ago

Ducks and geese will collaborate too. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

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u/salami619 2d ago

brutal dinos

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u/CrazyAgitated2006 2d ago

Are these those mean birds from Happy Feet???? Where were the ducks in that movie?

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u/p_ke 2d ago

But don't ducks need protection?

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u/DynamoBrewer 2d ago

Duck around. Find out.

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 2d ago

Dinosaurs!

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u/MyJobIsHouse 2d ago

Be a duck in a world full of jackasses and pachyderms!