r/nextfuckinglevel • u/PradipJayakumar • 3d ago

Rachel Pardoe is a gifted bread artist renowned for her stunning sourdough masterpieces. Her creations frequently exhibit intricate designs and patterns, highlighting her expertise in both baking and visual artistry.

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Artist: @sourdough_enzo

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u/Elegant-Cat-4987 3d ago

One loaf of sourdough please.

That'll be 3700$

Do you have wonder?

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u/Carbon-Base 2d ago

"Wonder, huh? I think you guys want that bakery over there."

\points to Walmart Supercenter**

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt 2d ago

Gasps WEENIE HUT GROCERY STORE?!

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u/Carbon-Base 2d ago

"No no, sorry. I meant the one next to it."

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u/Warphild 3d ago

CUT MY DOUGH, FORM SOME CREASES, THIS IS JUST FANCY TOAST

(No disrespect, this is beautiful)

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u/Dingus_son_of_dongus 3d ago

Suffocation, 

no kneading, 

don't give a cluck if I show it off preening.

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u/ScoobyDooItInTheButt 2d ago

Would it be wrong would it be right?

If I made some bread tonight?

Chances are, that I might.

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u/Statement-Acceptable 2d ago

PB & J is out of sight...

And I'm contemplating VEGIMITE!!

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 2d ago

Crumb is all right

Crust is just fine

Dish towels will cover the dough for the rise

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u/Dhsu04 3d ago

I will starve to death buying her breads. Too beautiful to consume

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u/HoboArmyofOne 3d ago

I don't even want to cut it

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u/PurrsianGolf 2d ago

You should try dwarf bread, you can go for weeks with one of those in your pack.

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u/TripperDay 2d ago

Or lembas bread, from the elves.

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 3d ago

Is it easier to use a razor blade if you stuff it into an Oreo

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u/cavecmravec 2d ago

How is no-one else talking about this

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u/TripperDay 2d ago

Not even an Oreo. I think she baked her own knife!

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u/Brodygrody 11h ago

This is called a UFO bread lame, you can google it lol it’s a real thing. I have one and they’re great.

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u/MightyPenguinRoars 2d ago

Nobody is gonna mention this baker lady’s name is Pardoe???

Par-DOUGH?????

🤣🤣🤣

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u/UncomprehensiveTruth 2d ago

Pardoe me, what?

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u/SubjectRanger7535 3d ago

I can make canned biscuits 🤷‍♂️

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u/raegunXD 2d ago

Do you still get startled when you pop the can with a spoon?

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u/poopfacecrapmouth 3d ago

He was bread the whole time!

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u/T_E-T_H 3d ago

Is…is that an Oreo razor blade?

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u/The-Illusive-Guy 2d ago

What an AI sounding description.

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u/joachimham48 2d ago

Yeah because it is AI, I almost prefer the clickbaity human titles over this

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u/HereComesTheSarcasm 3d ago

I quickly read the title as “gifted breast artist”.

Took me juust a few seconds too long to realize I was looking at bread

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u/beebub15 3d ago

With those little scissors, she gives “pinch a loaf” an entirely new meaning for me

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u/Remytron83 2d ago

What’s the name of the song?

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u/Comprehensive-Ad7641 2d ago

What is the name of the background song?

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u/Yavin4ya 2d ago

Song ID?

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u/DeborahTurbo 3d ago

Does the bread need to cooked before cutting it up like this?

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u/International-Bat777 3d ago

Cuts are done before it's cooked. It gets a skin during proofing.

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u/Touvejs 1d ago

Not that I have ever seen, generally the cuts are made to allow the bread to rise without blowing out. But in a couple of frames, it looks like she is doing deeper cuts for rising after some amount of baking whereas all the "decorative" cuts are definitely done before-- can't tell for certain though.

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u/Mental_Effective1 3d ago

Imagine doing all this work and then burning the loaf

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u/KingOmni 3d ago

I’m sure it’s happened a lot which is why they turn out so perfect now

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u/Beneficial_Panda_871 2d ago

But imagine being able to add “Dough Artist” to your resume?

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u/WBY3 2d ago

I could watch this all day

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u/jfuite 2d ago

Me too, and I’m gluten-free!

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u/Nefersmom 2d ago

Where can I subscribe to see more like this?

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u/73BillyB 2d ago

She's on Instagram. SourdoughEnzo

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u/Neighbour-Vadim 2d ago

Forbidden oreo

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u/AriesinApril76 3d ago

I’ll have a cup of coffee and watch her make bread every morning.

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u/BomBiggityBBQ 3d ago

Mfs waiting hours on their single piece of bread they ordered

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u/No_Object_4355 3d ago

Well it looks good but does it taste good?

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u/73BillyB 2d ago

Of course.

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u/Dry-Giraffe1173 2d ago

We need to get that chocolate chef to make this. He'll find a way to turn this into a ..

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u/Carbon-Base 2d ago

Rachel Par-dough you mean. She's brilliant!

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u/Business_Travel4598 2d ago

I have learned never to play with my food.

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u/pogushandlus 2d ago

Rachel Sourdough more like

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u/WoodpeckerDirectZ 2d ago

Looks bready good.

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u/persistant-mood 2d ago

In France there is this TV show called "La meilleure boulangerie de France" it's basically the French competition for the best backer in the country. Rachel should ask the french nationality and win this contest 😅🥖🥐

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u/VOODOOPLAY 2d ago

good thing she found bread and didn't become a mutilating serial killer slasher

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u/wildkarde07 2d ago

I love that the scissors are a little bird

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u/_the_genius 2d ago

They're from Ernest Wright. I love all their products and they're lovely people to buy from. I have a few pairs and buy them as gifts for loved ones. https://www.ernestwright.co.uk/product/stork-embroidery-scissors/

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u/Ok_Potential359 2d ago

Yeah but how’s the bread? If I wanted art, I’d make it with playdoh.

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u/SuckTheLemon 2d ago

Bread 👍

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u/hermljos 2d ago

Bread 👍

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u/BingoXBongo 2d ago

The harvest shall be bountiful

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u/Gamethesystem2 2d ago

Never heard of this but it’s pretty cool.

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u/rizkreddit 2d ago

Ex barber me thinks

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u/WhiskyWillie29 2d ago

Does anybody else smell how good that looks?

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u/No_Firefighter3550 2d ago

Consumable Art 🎨

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u/wade9911 2d ago

now lets spread this great value grape jelly and peter phan penut butter

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u/captaindickfartman2 2d ago

i will use this knowledge to draw penises in bread now.

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u/typeof_nan 2d ago

Oreo cutter, noice!

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u/Crazy-Building3317 2d ago

she really about her bread 🤣

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u/Adventurous-Rice-489 2d ago

The bread is really pretty but does she have to use embroidery scissors? :')

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u/WR_WasJustVisiting 2d ago

Could you do this to my corpse before i get cremated.

So, during the process at one point, I'd essentially be dead bread art?

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u/richard_stank 2d ago

Need a pro tip… how to I prevent my bottom crust from being too thick?

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u/RorschachAssRag 2d ago

Weird flex, but ok

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u/RiskyPete 2d ago

AI title?

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 1d ago

I mean, yeah...the outside looks great, but the inside looks perfect! Want!

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u/SnooPears367 1d ago

Are those scissors normally used for cutting the "Nabelschnur" (don't know the English word)

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u/fightingthefuckits 1d ago

All I can think of when I see the result are the chipped teeth and lacerations on the roof roof of my mouth from trying to eat it. It is satisfying to watch though.

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u/MyTafel 3d ago

Is he using an Oreo, with the stuffing eaten out, to hold that razor?

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u/WhipMaDickBacknforth 3d ago

Ugh god I miss sourdough

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u/WaySheGoesBub 2d ago

AI ass title

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 2d ago

Idk. Is it impressive? Yea, I mean I can’t do it……Is it dumb? Absolutely…….. the art that goes into this, is very time consuming for a loaf of bread. Are people eating it? Do people feel bad eating it? Does it cost more money? It’s like the people who brag about the designs they can do with foam on a coffee……sick dude, it’ll be ruined 10 seconds after you hand it to me, and I had to wait an extra 3 minutes for it.

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u/HeadOfFloof 2d ago

Yeah man, fuck ephemeral joys, nobody ever looked at a rainbow and smiled 'cause it was gonna be gone in 20 minutes. /s, in case it wasn't clear. 'Not for me' =/= pointless, goddamn

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u/Ok_Potential359 2d ago

Yeah I don’t get it. Go make your art with clay. This all becomes useless after the first bite.

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u/hairycallous 3d ago

Stoopit

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u/Penguin_Tempura 3d ago

“Bread”

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u/JebsNZ 3d ago

Fucking why.

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u/KingOmni 3d ago

Why not?

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u/ee328p 2d ago

Because some people like expressing themselves in creative ways.