r/mildlyinteresting • u/elpierce • Jul 25 '22

A scorpion drinking the condensation off of my beverage [OC] Quality Post

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u/MercilessParadox Jul 25 '22

I easily could from 100 yards away, but I don't usually keep one on me when hauling lumber about.

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u/doFloridaRight ​ Jul 25 '22

Then are you really even a Texan?

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u/tonyMEGAphone Jul 25 '22

Alla-ca-blam!

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u/nanocookie Jul 25 '22

I got 57 more goddamned rounds in this 4 round magazine

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u/skyline_kid Jul 25 '22

For real, what kind of liberal commie isn't strapped at all times?

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u/redlinezo6 Jul 25 '22

Gotta save all 30 rounds for the wild boar that trample their children.

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u/Jonoczall Jul 25 '22

Only if the scorpion was in the process of trying to get an education

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u/PeeledCrepes Jul 25 '22

or abortion