I can hold ten eggs in my small hand

[u/doubtfullyso]

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[u/Unlucky_Assistant158]

Something tells me you had failed trying before

[u/LayJaly → u/Unlucky_Assistant158]

Came here to say this

[u/DiarrheaDrippingCunt → u/LayJaly]

Thanks for sharing that tidbit of useless knowledge.

[u/UncomprehensiveTruth → u/LayJaly]

How did you figure it out?

[u/LilyNatureBlossom → u/UncomprehensiveTruth]

You can see one cracked egg, and the one next(?) to it seems to be mildly cracked as well. There also seems to be a mess nearby. Whether it's from the eggs or something else though I can't really tell

[u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM → u/Unlucky_Assistant158]

The only way to learn is to fuck it up

[u/Extremely_unlikeable → u/Unlucky_Assistant158]

This cracked me up

[u/dearvalentina → u/Unlucky_Assistant158]

Mastery always comes from failure, genius.

[u/youmfkersneedjesus]

How many can you hold in your big hand?

[u/doubtfullyso → u/youmfkersneedjesus]

3

[u/domkane → u/doubtfullyso]

Eggcellent

[u/bunga7777 → u/doubtfullyso]

How many can you hold in your strong hand?

[u/MeLlamo25 → u/bunga7777]

How about their weak hand?

[u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM → u/doubtfullyso]

: 0

[u/Extremely_unlikeable → u/doubtfullyso]

But they're ostrich eggs

[u/Bradparsley25 → u/youmfkersneedjesus]

Damn it, every time I have an awesome smart alec comment to make, someone’s beat me to it

[u/-random-name- → u/Bradparsley25]

Captain Obvious didn't reach the rank of Captain by being slow.

[u/ei283 → u/youmfkersneedjesus]

bro's a clock

[u/ItsSpaceCadet]

hold precariously balance.

[u/JBrettz]

[u/hooDio → u/JBrettz]

you beat me to it

[u/slaveto_sbeve → u/hooDio]

r/beatmetoit

[u/slaveto_sbeve → u/slaveto_sbeve]

r/beatmymeattoit

[u/slaveto_sbeve → u/slaveto_sbeve]

r/beatmywifesmeattoit

[u/richalta]

More like balance.

[u/Xan_derous]

Better than that lame bozo I saw earlier that could only hold 9!

[u/Successful-Bath-3495]

5 guys at once

[u/SrHuevos94]

How many can you juggle?

[u/SHADOWSTRIKE1]

Alright there Gaston

[u/Recursivefunction_]

Holding insinuates you’re able to keep a grip on it, move your hand upside down and see how many you can actually “hold.”

[u/regnare]

[u/Thumbgloss]

It ALMOST looks like a clutch from a reptile. Like Crocodile or snake

[u/Murrrvv]

Wait you mfs have a SMALL hand?

[u/ei283 → u/Murrrvv]

bro's a clock

[u/joebojax]

What about your strong hand

[u/Puzzleheaded-Area352]

“Hold”

[u/Npox]

You can hold about 5 eggs and balance 5 turn your hand over and let’s see how many your actually holding :)

[u/doubtfullyso → u/Npox]

Okay, President Pedantic rotates image 180°

[u/TechnicalOtaku]

i'd say you can probably "hold" 4 eggs, the rest you balance, turn that hand upside down and see how many eggs you're still actually holding.

by your logic i can "hold" 10 six packs if i hold the first and just stack the rest on top.

[u/maddieterrier]

This is the stuff I miss about working in restaurants. There's heaps of time when you are just standing around doing prep and shooting the shit with the rest of the kitchen staff. There were parts that were super fun.

[u/Pearson94]

Because of this photo someone, somewhere is going to drop a bunch of eggs on their kitchen floor tonight. Well played.

[u/jackleggjr]

That one egg was forty eggs?

[u/sixthtimeisacharm]

carry 10 eggs in your small hand

[u/Moppo_]

I wouldn't count the eggs held in place by gravity.

[u/CrimsonFatalis8]

That’s more of a carry than a hold.

[u/MasterPip]

If you can't hold them with your hand upside down, your just stacking them.

[u/beardsnbourbon]

That one egg tells a different story.

[u/LopsidedEquipment177]

Well, you can hold probably three then balance the rest of them.

[u/Ferro_Giconi]

Can you run with 10 eggs in one hand?

[u/seia_dareis_mai]

😏

[u/SwingyWingyShoes]

Only 4 eggs from the world record

[u/Impossible-Mistake-]

10 eggs up on top

[u/ghorlsza]

Why is that one egg broken

[u/Recentstranger]

How many attempts before throwing in the towel

[u/pluto-rose]

Don't get scrambled

[u/Acceptable-Cow6446]

You should get that checked out

[u/mrpoopsocks]

How many can you hold in your large hand?

[u/EfficientHighway1102]

now eat them all!

[u/bedbathandbebored]

One tried to escape

[u/BoSocks91]

Is it your strong hand?

[u/spidergirl79]

Is that a good idea though

[u/Pedantichrist]

1. https://imgur.com/gallery/UacGxPA

https://imgur.com/gallery/ScPyfu1

[u/justbrowsing1984]

Now turn your hand

[u/Rossvernichter]

got any green ones?

[u/smashes72]

Did we go to prom together? I only ask because when posing for photos, I told both the photographer and him that he “was not allowed to put his tiny little hands on my body”.

I think the photographer wet herself because of that statement.

[u/Sociovestite]

That's actually quite impressive, and completely useless! Great average job!

[u/elburritodelicioso]

So where's the other 2?

[u/doubtfullyso → u/elburritodelicioso]

Behind the others, They are on the bottom layer but not visible by the angle

[u/frugst]

[u/dearvalentina]

Nice.

[u/opinionate_rooster]

Pfft, I can hold twenty!

Stirred solid.

[u/Tech-Meme-Knight-3D]

Eggcellent skill!

[u/ATjdb]

You are holding 7 and balancing 3.

[u/hannah_boo_honey]

It's giving biblically accurate egg

[u/Slow-Molasses-6057]

Imagine how many you could hold in your big hand.

[u/Maxfunky]

Just because you can do something . . .

[u/Chief-Sqwuid]

What a very specific skill

[u/Banana-Up-My-Bum]

You fool! You will drop them!

[u/redant333]

But how many hands can you hold on your small egg?

[u/1397batshitcrazy]

No, your balancing 10 eggs on your hand. If you were actually holding them you could turn your hand upside down and not lose any

[u/yeeted_of_a_bridge]

This is mildly interesting

[u/Krocsyldiphithic]

Unless you can turn your hand over without the contents falling, you're not holding anything

[u/NedFlandersnipslip]

Most impressive human being I’ve seen all day. Good job lol

[u/Dominuss476]

This is impressive.

[u/Ashmainfr]

PSHH PATHETIC I CAN HOLD 1 EGG

[u/AbsurdMango]

Akchewally the eggs are holding some of the eggs

[u/getshrektdh]

You made me count 😔