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r/mildlyinteresting • u/skybike • 4d ago
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Can't be him because he's not eating them out of his shirt pocket. Why get your hands all greasy when he can let the shirt do the work?
6 u/Pastylegs1 4d ago Frank you froze my phone with your greasy sausage fingers! 1 u/jopma 4d ago He's with Artemis, they use the grease as lube for when he finger bangs her. She feels like a corn dog, it's amazing.
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Frank you froze my phone with your greasy sausage fingers!
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He's with Artemis, they use the grease as lube for when he finger bangs her. She feels like a corn dog, it's amazing.
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u/Dr-Niles-Crane 4d ago
Can't be him because he's not eating them out of his shirt pocket. Why get your hands all greasy when he can let the shirt do the work?