r/homemovies 19d ago

Coach, are you drunk?

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u/IlIllIlIllIlIl 19d ago

Of course I'm drunk, that's why I came to the mall

I'm 95% sure that's wrong but I'm too lazy to look it up (and possibly drunk)

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u/Geraffz 17d ago

"I'm drunk, MELISSA! It's not like I'm going to look up the exact quote!"

How I heard your comment in McGuirk's voice.

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u/Relativelybear 19d ago

Gotta get some spareribs in me

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u/xerelox 19d ago

you, you're pretty. Like my mother.

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u/Zbrchk 19d ago

You tell the Fairy Princesses I said HI

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u/LeZoder 19d ago

And apparently to go to hell.

I guess he wasn't interested in a faerie cloth or umbrella.

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u/originalbrowncoat 19d ago

I gotta get some spareribs in me

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u/Scared-Ad-9770 19d ago

NEVER TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER MELISSA!!

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u/MURkoid 18d ago

i love that episode

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u/The_Last_Mouse 17d ago

“What the crap?!”

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u/Feed_Guido_69 17d ago

Ya, I'm at the mall Melissa. NowN where's the food court? I need to get some spare ribs in me!