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Grandma was complaining that her Bandaids won't stay put

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u/star-heels1969 2d ago

The metal container says it all

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u/UnpopularCrayon 2d ago

Those metal bandaid boxes were so fucking useful for other stuff.

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u/pagesid3 2d ago

My mother still uses the old metal box She just buys new bandaids and reloads the metal box. She also has a metal saltine cracker box

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u/Mouse_Balls 2d ago

My parents have a metal bandaid and metal Ritz cracker box. If I get anything for inheritance it will be those two things and the Tupperware!

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u/Wonderful-Status-507 2d ago

i’ve also got a couple metal saltine tins 😎 ladies you can form a single file line to meet me

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 1d ago

I’m not proud. You can meet me two abreast

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u/EntrepreneurOk7513 2d ago

Don’t forget the PYREX!

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u/futurecrazycatlady 2d ago

Someone posted about Pyrex on the decluttering sub (the good, from grandma Pyrex).

Even on a sub meant to help you get rid of stuff the general consensus was that that's the shit you keep even if you can't use it all in your current kitchen..

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u/Nitsude 1d ago

In what kitchen would you not use Pyrex? A kitchen you dont cook in? haha

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u/poiuylkjhgfmnbvcxz 2d ago

I was just going to say that I swear Ritz had a metal box! So I wasn't imagining it!

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u/jellyrollo 2d ago

Me too. You'll pry my 1990s metal Band-Aid box from my cold, dead hands.

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u/RipDorHigHTryN06 2d ago

You can put your weed in there...

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u/CoolNameChaz 2d ago

That is what the 35mm film containers were for.

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u/Lickbelowmynuts 2d ago

Also grandpas quarter stash

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u/Sprzout 2d ago

I remember having them full of quarters when I went to the arcade to play...Man, that brings back memories.

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u/watchingsongsDL 2d ago

Walking into the arcade with $5 in quarters, I felt like a baller. I was good at several games and I played with my buds so the money would last a bit. Once games got to be .50 at the big name arcade the shine wore off.

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u/Dyolf_Knip 2d ago

I don't see how arcades can make money on a game these days when it runs $3 or $4 a pop. There's a certain price point where nobody is going to risk not enjoying it. Keep them all super cheap and people will happily play them all day, dropping way more money otherwise.

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u/thecastingforecast 2d ago

The arcades near me have a door/entrance fee then all the games are free. It's incredible. You can play for hours and they make money on food and drinks etc.

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u/ShirazGypsy 1d ago

The arcade near me is a bar. Brilliant marketing strategy. And it’s filled with old arcade games that still play for 25 cents.

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u/SuperGameTheory 2d ago

Goddamnit, Reddit. We got fucking old. Wtf.

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u/hipsterpieceofshit 2d ago

My mom always put quarters in an M&Ms Mini tube which i thought was kinda brilliant.

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u/riviery 2d ago

They are also useful for weed

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u/butterscotchbagel 2d ago

M&Ms know their target market

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u/Immersi0nn 2d ago

Hmm not sure if you could cram 7g's into a film canister...

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u/butterscotchbagel 2d ago

You can't, but grandpa can

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u/Perfect_Weakness_414 2d ago

Sure you can. I’ve known people that boofed 10g’s. Idk though, maybe that prison pocket is bigger on the inside🤔

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u/Immersi0nn 2d ago

What.

Is 'film cannister' a euphemism for butthole now?

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u/cyberfood 2d ago

Yes

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u/Immersi0nn 2d ago

Well it is now I suppose!

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u/6275LA 2d ago

Hospitals here charge 4 dollars to exit parking lot. I have a film canister in my car with 1 and 2 dollar coins, just in case. Works nicely !

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u/LerimAnon 2d ago

Film containers were the tiny plastic equivalent of that cookie tin that gets used for everything but it's purpose. I used them for everything from sorting sinkers and beads in my fishing kit to...hiding my weed. ok only two things for me really...

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u/QuercusSambucus 2d ago

I used to play oboe and kept a plastic film canister half full of water in my instrument case to soak my reeds. Had a watertight seal and never had any problems with leaks. Back in the 90s literally everyone I played with did the same thing. I have no idea what people use today!

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u/temalyen 2d ago

When I was a kid, I had a friend who played the saxophone and he'd just lick his reeds. Like, he'd sit there for 2 or 3 minutes sucking on it. iirc (and I may not, because this was the 80s), he'd also sometimes just play with a dry reed.

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u/QuercusSambucus 2d ago

Oboe reeds take a lot more soaking than sax or clarinet reeds. I think that dude just likes the taste of bamboo.

It's supposed to be bad to suck on your reeds as the enzymes in your saliva will break down the cane faster.

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u/shrug_addict 2d ago

I use them and pill bottles ( as you get older these are quite easy to accumulate en masse ) to organize my tiny electronic parts that have tons of different values, like resistors and capacitors

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u/1plus1dog 2d ago

They sure do get plentiful fast!!

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u/viomonk 2d ago

If you arrange them just right you can fit a set of DnD dice in there. I still have a set kicking around in one somewhere.

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u/GravitationalEddie 2d ago

Altoids can for ready-rolled.

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u/Boogzcorp 2d ago

We made hand grenades...

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u/HutSutRawlson 2d ago

Wow memory unlocked

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u/lucklesspedestrian 2d ago

Yeah, because if someone fiddles with it you can just flip out, "Don't open that! You'll overexpose all my shots!"

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u/Bootzilla_Rembrant 2d ago

I used to use an air pellet tin but Altoids tins were very popular.

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u/gwizonedam 2d ago

My dad used daisy BB tins to store small screws for watches and eyewear. When he passed away I had to go through his stuff and he had about 15 tins. One was actually full of ACTUAL copper BB’s! We also found a secret cigarette stash (he passed from COPD) that must have been from one of the times he was trying to quit.

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u/sed2017 2d ago

Ahh memories

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u/-HEF- 2d ago

said by every pot smoker about every container.

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u/sweetfumblebee 2d ago

Think there was a SNL skit where a pothead owned a store and would give indepth descriptions on the wares he sold and each time he would say "and you can put your weed in it."

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u/Sad_Communication546 2d ago

Rob Schneider

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u/i-Ake 2d ago

OH THAT'S what Adam Sandler is doing in The Hot Chick! I thought it was just its own terrible joke.

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u/mitchymitchington 2d ago

Oh 100%. Both are great. Probably the funniest skit Rob Sneider has ever done! Not that it's a very high bar lmao

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u/Master-Collection488 2d ago

I was smarter than most kids. Find something Mom's older brother gave me as a gift. Most things he gave me as a kid used batteries. Find one of said items that took batteries that most people wouldn't realize it took batteries to become MORE useful and use the battery compartment as a weed stash.

Said uncle was VERY FOND of giving me items with AM radios integrated. About 5 years after you could listen to any sort of teen-friendly music on the AM band. Unlike my older brother, I NEVER got caught with weed. Because Mom was afraid of the garbage men thinking we were druggies she KEPT all my brother's weed, paraphernalia, porno mags and rubbers in a pillowcase atop a shelf in my folks' closet. Free weed and bowls for me!

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u/IWantALargeFarva 2d ago

When I was in Girl Scouts, we all had to bring in a metal Band Aid container to our meeting. We painted them white with a red cross, and we turned them into first aid kids. I still have mine.

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u/Romizzo88 2d ago

Did you fill it with band aids?

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u/xXEvanatorXx 2d ago

The Girl Scouts: I do not recognize the Geneva Convention.

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u/redeyed4life 2d ago

Had one in my tackle box

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u/Proper_Career_6771 2d ago

They're great for camping too.

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u/___po____ 2d ago

For my lead sinkers!!

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u/HappyMonchichi 2d ago

The paper boxes they come in now are so flimsy and useless They get smashed and torn to shreds because let's face it everybody keeps a box of Band-Aids for years and takes years/decades to use them all, so that box gets a lot of wear and tear being stored in the cabinet or wherever, so I take all my Band-Aids out of the flimsy cardboard box and put them in a Ziploc bag so at least the container they're in will contain them.

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u/fuzzum111 2d ago

I had one of those bubble gum or whatever candy that was the three color band-aids or something, and man I used that thing for so much coin storage!

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u/elspotto 2d ago

This is why I buy my humorously themed bandages from Archie McPhee. They still come with weed, er, metal boxes.

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u/PancakeExprationDate 2d ago

I was coming in here to say the very same thing. I started painting / playing warhammer way back in '87. I'd use these thing to hold my bits and stuff.

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u/EvilNinjaX24 2d ago

I kept my D&D dice in mine.

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u/DjTotenkopf 2d ago

Yeah. Specifically, it says 'long lasting'. How can they make that claim when their bandaids don't even last 40 years smh

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u/scottythe1b 2d ago

Hey, it's only 35 years... They should work fine.

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u/tangledwire 2d ago

1989...35 years... holy fuck ! I swear it was only 10 years ago....

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u/gahidus 2d ago

I had to count the decades to wrap my head around it...

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u/Potential_Wind1862 2d ago

Back before bandages had an expiration date. Which is for sterility sake not the degradation of the adhesive.

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u/Phantom_61 2d ago

I still have a use one for my bandages. I just treat it as a refillable container.

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u/TheBlacktom 2d ago

Which explains why the 1989 date might not be relevant here. In 35 years surely they would use up all the original ones.

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u/JoeCartersLeap 2d ago

I remember my dad complaining about the sea of useless plastic toys he was buying me every birthday and christmas.

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u/SuckItHiveMind 2d ago

I can smell that can!

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u/porterbrown 1d ago

I can hear that can. Top was connected, but a little lose.

A certain metal jangle.

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u/i_suckatjavascript 2d ago

I’ve never seen a metal band-aid container but the inner kid in me immediately thought of the band-aid bubblegum metal container which contained gum that lasts only 5 seconds lol

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u/frockinbrock 2d ago

Actually my last 2 (recent) bandage containers were metal! But they’re more like mini first aid kits… also I think they were clearance, so maybe it didn’t work and it’s gone again now lol

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u/GammaGoose85 2d ago

I forgot these came in metal containers. This shit makes me feel old

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u/Ironlion45 2d ago

They're pretty nice, I used to have one that I just kept refilling with new band-aids until it finally wore out.

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u/Mrs239 2d ago

Came to say this.

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u/South_Bit1764 2d ago

I bet she’s been refilling that. The Bandaids are probably still from like 05 though.

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u/john_jdm 2d ago

That's what I would do. Those metal containers are kind of neat so why not just refill from the boxes?

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u/Smingowashisnameo 2d ago

They’re collectibles now!

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u/cutefoxeee 2d ago

I got such a tin at a 1$ store.

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u/zorinlynx 2d ago

Those metal boxes are just another reminder of how things have gotten shittier in the last few decades.

Like, back then they were willing to use a metal box for bandages even though cardboard was cheaper. They probably did it because it was better, and differentiated their product. But at some point, that stopped being important and they went to the cheapest option.

There's so many examples of this across every industry.

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u/nsfdrag 2d ago

It also shows how wasteful or unnecessary we used to be, after the first container why do I want more of them? They didn't also sell refill packs in cheaper packaging. I know I could use them for other purposes but I'm sure a lot of them just went into the trash.

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u/Stinsudamus 1d ago

Metal in the trash won't be there forever and end up in penis tissue and the embreo of unborn fetuses. Metal is probably better than plastic long term.

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u/Tawptuan 1d ago

Japan is like this. The packaging for almost everything is insanely high-quality and over-the-top as opposed to just adequate. The Presentation for any product is so much more important to the Japanese mindset than in the West.

I worked in Japan nearly 30 years ago and still have beautifully lacquered wood boxes and super-quality cloths which once contained or were wrapped around long-forgotten gifts.

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u/gravityVT 2d ago

Where’d you buy it?

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u/john_jdm 2d ago

I don't have a metal Baid-Aid tin anymore, but I've had some in the past because that's how they used to be sold when I was younger.

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u/kirradoodle 2d ago

I do this - I buy new bandaids and put them in the same metal box I've had for years. The newer thin cardboard boxes get squished in the bathroom drawer and the bandaids go everywhere and the wrappers get torn. The old metal boxes keep them safe and intact. Yay for obsolete technology!

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 2d ago

The cardboard boxes always seemed like they were just to transport them home as a refill of the metal box.

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u/NCSUGrad2012 2d ago

Probably a cost thing. Cheaper to ship and make that way. At least they aren't plastic

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u/98G3LRU 2d ago

Effen accountants continuously making things cheaper.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug 2d ago

Paper is more likely better for the environment than metal that most people aren't going to recycle.

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u/MeanEYE 2d ago

Metal can be recycled, paper on the other hand shouldn't. Metal can be reused easily for any other purpose at a cost of remelting it. Paper on the other hand requires a lot of chemical treatments that then again require appropriate disposal. Both materials would need to be delivered to recycling, but paper being light and cheap makes it less efficient to deliver.

Simply put, paper ends up being cheaper and more environmentally friendly to just not recycle. It biodegrades easily and destruction of old stimulates planting new trees.

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u/BratS94 2d ago

I use them as little first aid keeps and keep them in my car, office desk, or gift them to friends that may need one.

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u/ouchimus 2d ago

Maybe? The ones inside were pretty yellow and old looking, and the one I tested was barely sticky. I could believe they were from 1989, frankly.

They were absolutely nowhere near fresh, that's for sure.

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u/Potential_Wind1862 2d ago

Some of the last runs of bandaid brand made with latex happened mid 2000s

As an aside, there's a market for those old tins among collectors

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u/dewaynemendoza 2d ago

Did the band-aids have the red thread in the wrapper?

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u/Bigrick1550 2d ago

Memories right there. What happened to the red string?

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u/ouchimus 2d ago

Don't think so, but there aren't many left.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug 2d ago

I had a boss at one of my first jobs, a real cheapskate. He gave me some electrical tape to use but it wouldn't stick to anything. Turns out he bought it at a yard sale like 20 years ago. He didn't see why I couldn't make due.

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u/Ironlion45 2d ago

Totally just refill the tin, those things are great storage. When I was little I even turned one into a travel first aid kit.

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u/tell_her_a_story 2d ago

I've got a tin with a copyright date of 1992. Bandaids inside said tin are significantly newer.

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u/TimeToSackUp 2d ago

My mom had a Saltines cracker tin from the 1970s she would refill over and over again.

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u/Sinviras 2d ago

Congrats on being the one post in a million where the red arrow was actually needed for me to understand the issue / point.

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u/Lightless427 2d ago

Except it doesnt address the issue at all because that is only the copyright date.

Thats like looking at a bag of potato chips that says "Since 1875" and thinking those chips were made in 1875. Thats not what it means lol.

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u/person749 2d ago

Eh, you're right that it's the copyright date, but if you pick up a package of bandaids today the copyright is not 1989. Copyright date on my not very new box is 2018.

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u/imfromduval 2d ago

They are pretty old though, Google says they stopped the metal boxes in 1994. 

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u/person749 2d ago

Oh absolutely. There's no doubt in my mind that this box was produced pretttttty close to 1989.

Just letting this guy know that while the copyright date doesn't prove the date of manufacture, it provides a very good clue of the era it was released since they update the copyright date frequently when they change the packaging.

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u/ouchimus 2d ago

This. Most things get the copyright updated every year or two, so it's good enough for a "holy crap this is old" even if it's not perfect.

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u/LargeP 2d ago

Not this one. Do you see the metal rod lid mechanism? Thats 30 years ago

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u/violentpac 2d ago

How do you think copyright dates work?

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u/-EV3RYTHING- 2d ago

I STILL didn't get it for a sec

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u/darkperl 2d ago

/r/grandmaspantry would like this

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u/Grand_Requirement_71 2d ago

Ohhhh boy I misread the name of the sub 🫣

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u/moonLanding123 2d ago

We know you want it anyway.

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u/21Rollie 2d ago

I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid

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u/kingkowkkb1 2d ago

I cut my finger yesterday and found a similar can in an old first aid kit. I'd forgotten about the little red pull string in each package, which worked exactly as it was supposed to, allowing easy one handed use. The smell is frankly amazing. It is the exact smell of a 1980s pediatricians office. So strong, my kids complained about it from the single band aid I was wearing. 10/10.

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u/FibonacciSequinz 2d ago

Red pull string memory unlocked

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u/Tawptuan 1d ago

The red string. Sigh. 🫤

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u/Flipflops365 2d ago

What’s the big deal? They’re only 10 years o………h MY GOD.

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u/Moriartea7 2d ago

Bless you for thinking us late 80s babies are that young.

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u/Flipflops365 2d ago

You are! I was born in the late 70s. And I’m not old yet! (I am, but my mind hasn’t caught up)

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u/Ok_Contribution_6268 2d ago

I'm the opposite. My mind must be in the 80s while my body is mid 40s. I love old stuff, my home is a time capsule to the 70s, and I hate everything modern. Everyone makes remarks 'you're too young to like x' and I still have awkward moments where I talk about an actor or subject and expect folks to understand. Last time it was 'who the heck was Lassie' from a cousin at Thanksgiving. Blew my mind. I watched every episode of that TV series on Nickelodeon and wasn't around in the 50s at all, but I knew what it was.

I lived old shows growing up. I can name actors and actresses when they're on TV shows and people can't figure out how I'm so well versed in 50s culture. It was basically my childhood where I spent most of my time with my great grandparents.

Made for awkward high school moments more, as everyone was talking Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Seinfeld, but I was trying to discuss Green Acres and Gomer Pyle USMC.

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u/barktreep 2d ago

From like 1995 to 2005, I just measured everything like it was the year 2000. At some point, it became impossible.

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u/shredditor75 2d ago

I recently explained to my father that water bottles expire not because the water goes bad, but because the plastic begins to leach into the water.

He was stunned.

I feel like you need to explain this to people who don't quite understand that not just food ages.

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u/PDXgrown 2d ago

To be fair, Baby Boomers were told most of their lives plastics were a brilliant solution with next to no downsides. Cheap, doesn’t rust like metal, and easily disposable. At least in my experience, most people you explain this to have a “Oh?… oh. Yep, that makes a lot of sense… unfortunately” moment.

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u/TomAto314 2d ago

Hand sanitizer expires because the alcohol evaporates leaving just the gel.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 2d ago

its also worst if its in heat or sunlight, it will leach faster. also some brands have very questionable quality too.

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u/EarhornJones 2d ago

I just move my MIL into a new apartment.

She was in the hospital on the planned move day, so I had to pack/unpack her stuff.

I found over 600 Band-Aids, most in unopened boxes. It's like she buys a fresh box every time she goes to the store.

Maybe we should arrange a collaboration between my MIL and your Grandma.

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u/TaDow-420 2d ago

My dad did the same thing. He had dementia. May need to get MIL checked.

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u/EarhornJones 2d ago

Oh, she's definitely under close observation. She hasn't noticed that she hasn't had keys to her car for the last month.

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u/Gitdupapsootlass 2d ago

I'll send my mom in! She doesn't like turmeric. Yes it was a fresh pack, she took the plastic wrap off it, so she knows she doesn't like it. Ok but what was the actual date on it, plastic wrap be damned? 1995.

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u/eliseosx 2d ago

My girlfriend recently gave me a container of Vicks Vaporub that expired in 1997. Some things never expire! 😂

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u/Potential_Wind1862 2d ago

Odds are that jar is probably better at smelling than the new stuff. New stuff is weak by comparison

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u/QuerulousPanda 2d ago

New bandaids suck in general. I can't remember the last time I had a bandaid that actually hurt to take off, because they don't last more than a day anyway, and half the time if you even remotely touch the sticky side while putting it on, it will refuse to stick at all. They're all garbage now.

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u/HowDidWeEvolveToThis 2d ago

Grandma's house/goods past their due date. Sounds about right.

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u/Marketing_Introvert 2d ago

There a running joke in the family that there was stuff in Grandma’s deep freeze that was older than us kids. This joke was still strong when we were in our 30’s. Ummm… when she was no longer able to live at home alone, there was stuff in the deep freeze older than us. After growing up dirt poor in the depression era, she refused to ever throw anything away and hoarded food.

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u/Ok_Contribution_6268 2d ago

My great grandparents' home was a 1950s time capsule, down to the belt-driven Kelvinator refrigerator in the kitchen to the two-knob B&W TV set in the living room. It always fascinated me, and it's why I still love old things today.

Their excuse for never upgrading? "it all still works"

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u/Any-Passenger294 2d ago

Which is why we have programed obsolescence and why we have so much fucking trash and a climate crisis. Not because your grannies didn't want to upgrade, just to be clear, lol.

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u/Ok_Contribution_6268 2d ago

Back in their time, companies used to make things to last (and included schematics inside because working on your own stuff wasn't this alien concept as it is today--dads and granddads taught their kids to work on stuff as it was just normal)

Because companies wanted satisfied customers to spread word of mouth (this was before the internet and Yelp or star ratings) and positive review meant more customers, and then those satisfied customers had kids and grandkids who grew up to be future customers. It was a working system. Back then if a company made crap, they didn't last long and went bankrupt.

Everything is so backwards today, first because companies got bought out by megacorporations and we have less choices and less brands, then they all make things disposable, and somehow the docile customers accept it. Not that we can even 'vote with our wallet' because all of them act the same way. I mean if you need a replacement smartphone, because society dictated a smartphone as necessary lately, and Apple and Android ain't cuttin' it, what? there ain't no third or fourth option left anymore.

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u/Redrose03 2d ago

Haha it’s always that- the medicine cabinet and then the spice rack! “But those never expire” … grandma the paprika isn’t even red anymore…

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u/Solid-Definition-722 2d ago

Keep the container

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u/ope_n_uffda 2d ago

But it says "long lasting adhesive." It should be fine /s

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u/Iz-kan-reddit 2d ago

That's the copyright date, which is utterly irrelevant to the manufacturing date.

The metal box, however, speaks volumes.

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u/Kamaka2eee 2d ago

She’s probably using the old tin for new bandaids. We reused one of these for decades too.

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u/Thailia77 2d ago

So do we! Love my little bandaid box so much. We are gonna keep refilling it forever!

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u/xondk 2d ago

To be fair if she only notices that "now" that is quite the endorsement.

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u/Yaakov-Avri 2d ago

I believe my mother still had bottles of Mercurochrome in her bathroom when she passed in 2000.

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u/JefferyGoldberg 2d ago

She’s probably refilling the box as those things are very sturdy and handy.

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u/BS2-Living 2d ago

Metal can is a keeper

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u/Wuzzlehead 2d ago

We buried my mother in a Folgers coffee can marked "Mom" in crayon on masking tape. That was how she kept her odds and ends her whole life

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u/Thatperson9191 1d ago

I miss those metal containers

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u/ThankuConan 2d ago

That generation was nothing if not thrifty.

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u/Potential_Wind1862 2d ago

I have this problem but mine is a tin of Watkins Petro-carbo salve that's the same age I am which is approaching 50. I also have a newer tin that's a teenager now. The older tin's contents still get used. It's better at drawing splinters than the newer one.

I use the metal candy tins for band aids in my backpack.

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u/bruceleroy99 2d ago

Reminds me when we were cleaning out my grandma's house back in ~2010 to put her in a senior care housing place. Worst we found was a clear plastic container with Maraschino cherries from '72.

They were green.

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u/redditwithafork 2d ago

You should sell those on ebay! There's a pretty big collectors market for 70's and 80's vintage retail goods. I sold a pack of vintage Huggies diapers from 1989 for $1500!

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u/LouQuacious 2d ago

My grandma once gave me a brand new tube of toothpaste. I thought the font on it looked a little odd then I noticed it expired in 1984. This was around 2007.

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u/labe225 2d ago

Hey, if she hasn't needed that many bandages since then, then I'd say that's not the worst thing.

My mom made a first aid kit for me to take when I went to college in 2012.

I probably would still have those bandages to this day if I hadn't met a lovely, yet very clumsy, woman in 2017. I swear we go through a box every 6 months with her.

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u/miledmanored 2d ago

Sebastian Maniscalco says, "one box of Bandaids should last you're whole life. Bandaids are a one time purchase. When you die, there should be Bandaids left over for future generations."

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u/AdOne8433 2d ago

1989! That's almost new in grandparent years.

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u/s_p_0_n_g_e 2d ago

those are still good Band-Aids

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u/Aleph52Cinema 2d ago

That looks more like the date of the copyright than a manufacturing date?

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 2d ago

I haven’t seen a metal band aid container in decades

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u/TEG24601 2d ago

And? I doubt the band-aids inside were from that age. We reused the metal boxes. Over, and over, and over, and over again.

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u/LadyLixerwyfe 1d ago

Grandmas used to keep those metal containers and refill them.

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u/darybrain 1d ago

Planned obsolescence. Companies don't make products that last any more, the bastards. In the larger timeline of this whole flat earth 35 years is nothing. What a sorry state of affairs where we have allowed lazy scientists to dictate our technology. It's 2024, ffs, where is my teleportation device?

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u/chevyboxer 2d ago

I can hear this picture.

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u/JeanieDrake 2d ago

If J&J can't make them last that long, nobody can!

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u/stfucupcake 2d ago

Now I'd check the dates on her cake mixes.

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u/Oddsteverino 2d ago

I was out fishing last summer for bluegill and had two snelled hooks snap their line in a row. It occurred to me that I was using hooks I found in my grandpa's tackle box that I inherited . . . he died in 1983 . . . i guess nylon dry rots after 40+ years.

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u/bq18 2d ago

my dad died last summer and i had to empty out his whole house. in his bathroom i found a big plastic box full of first aid stuff (bandaids, tape, gauze, ointment, etc) and was excited. the next day cleaning i cut my finger open on my knife tryng to open a box and went to the kit. all of the stuff was so old, yellowing and dried out i couldn't use any of it. ended up hust grabbing a towel and heading to urgent care and got 8 stitches. and threw the whole box away

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u/brackmastah 2d ago

I’ve only ever seen bubble gum in a metal bandaid container lol

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u/retrospects 2d ago

I have not seen a metal bandaid container since it was gum.

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u/DNukem170 2d ago

I have Band-Aids that are over 20 years old and they still stick for me.

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u/No-8008132here 2d ago

$10 for that can.

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u/Vizth 2d ago

See if they still make the clear ones buy a new batch and stick them in that tin.

I miss metal packaging.

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u/theqofcourse 2d ago

Kept between her bottle of iodine and calamine lotion

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u/MachinistDadFTW 2d ago

Did it have the red tear string in them?

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u/patty202 2d ago

I miss those metal boxes!

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u/discogenx 2d ago

I just threw away some bandaids earlier, that were starting to yellow on the paper. (Not from 1989, though, lol). Incidentally, those bandaids are as old as Taylor Swift. 😁

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u/analfissuregenocide 2d ago

I just got poison ivy and my ma just gave me a glass jar of calamine lotion from 1982. I told her I recognized the bottle from when I was a small child with chicken pox, how did you get another one? Nope, same bottle

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u/confusedbird101 2d ago

Only time I’ve seen metal bandaid containers was at my late grandparents house and they used them to store marbles for different games and one had a sewing kit in it (grandparents didn’t like butter cookies so they had to get creative)

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u/Jeb764 2d ago

Oh man! I haven’t seen those containers in decades!

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u/the_calibre_cat 2d ago

look at that metal container. it's lasted 35 years and it's completely recyclable.

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u/ForgettableUsername 2d ago

Those metal tins were pretty cool. We used one as a camping first-aid kit long after the original band-aids ran out.

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u/Prankishmanx21 2d ago

That ain't shit, my grandma still had spices in her cabinet from 1968. That shit was older than my mom.

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u/CrossP 2d ago

Grandma doesn't cut herself often enough

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u/acery88 2d ago

I can smell that image. The metal cans had a distinctive smell

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u/MrsRustyShack 2d ago

My grandma still has the metal tin for band-aids, she just fills it with newer band-aids

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u/Much-Meringue-7467 1d ago

In grandma's defense, some people refill those metal boxes.

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u/zerbey 1d ago

Gift her some new band aids, but keep the container for them as it's cool.

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u/witwebolte41 1d ago

Thems the good shits that came in the metal container