r/facepalm 4d ago

What even is this? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/BZenMojo 3d ago

Astrology for finance bros? Stocks.

Crystals for finance bros? NFTs.

Eat, Pray, Love for finance bros? Wolf of Wall Street.

Fried Green Tomatoes for finance bros? Wall Street.

The Euro for finance bros? The Dollar.

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u/TapPrancer 3d ago

No no no, the astrology of finance bros is the MB test.

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u/d3ch01 3d ago

Lmao this is funny as a stocks guy who also likes MB test. Never heard of this stereotype tho, where does it come from?

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u/Timmytheimploder 3d ago

Crystal (meth) for Finance Bros is now AI Pizza rather than Blockchain Pizza but otherwise this all checks out.