r/facepalm 4d ago

What even is this? ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Responsible_Ad_8628 4d ago

I'm almost twice my wife's weight. Of course, I'm 6'3" and she's 4'8"...

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u/sovietdinosaurs 4d ago

Well, youโ€™re in for a ride. Because thereโ€™s dipshits out there that think 6โ€™+ men hooking up with women less than 5โ€™2 have some sort of kiddie fetish and are chomping at the bit to call you a pedophile.

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u/totally-hoomon 4d ago

Those same guys complain they get get a date because they 5'11" and women only date guys who are 6 feet

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u/Responsible_Ad_8628 4d ago

The thing they don't get is that small women are short, but they look like women. I always liked small women because they're cute. My wife hates that society keeps treating her like she's a teenager because she's a 26-year-old woman with a master's degree who's totally capable of living on her own as long as she doesn't need anything on the top shelf.