r/facepalm 4d ago

How can humanity disappoint so much 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/LanguageNerd54 4d ago

It's like "I'm not racist, but...."

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u/YeshuaMedaber 4d ago

"...I really fucking love broccoli"

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u/EatYourCheckers 4d ago

Ah, the beginning to my favorite wedding toast ever

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u/LanguageNerd54 4d ago

Oh, you've sen that corny thing. The one time when someone clarified they weren't racist when they said nothing racist.

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u/EatYourCheckers 4d ago

I was thinking of the one where the woman starts with, "I don't want to make this about race..." at a bi-racial wedding. And then you know, goes on to be extra cringe. I'll see if I can find it.

Here we go, I can't find the original without the newscaster. You can skip to about 35 seconds to get past the intro. The little awkward dance when she repeats she is not going to be racist hurts me in the stomach so hard

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u/LanguageNerd54 4d ago

Oh, no, I think I was thinking of another one.

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u/LanguageNerd54 4d ago

Oh, never mind! That is the one I was thinking of.

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u/trekmadonetwo 3d ago

No offence, but …

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u/Prudent_Effect6939 3d ago

The world is an oval.