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How can humanity disappoint so much 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/RoadPersonal9635 4d ago

She is still sooooo skinny. That’s crazy anyone looks at that woman and thinks she’s fat in any form.

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u/Important_Dark3502 4d ago

Yeah she’s very thin and has zero jiggle anywhere. Her stomach isn’t concave I guess? So that’s fat now?

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u/imp_st3r 4d ago

If she had rock hard abs, the same morons would be complaining she isn't feminine enough and looks like a dude...

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u/codyd91 4d ago

Yeah, they've already lobbed that one at Swift.

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u/HighQueenOfFae 4d ago

Wildest part is that she does actually have abs. Atleast the upper ones. Not a full 6 pack but still.

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u/mikesalami 4d ago

Those would be different morons complaining.

And that's the thing, you can't please everyone so there is no point in trying really.

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u/Zenki_s14 4d ago

I think heroin-chic levels of skinny might be coming back, seems like lately I see it a lot online. I was hoping with the Y2k/90's/low rise trends returning, that part wouldn't return and we were finally done with body types being trends. But it's looking that way.

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u/Botryoid2000 4d ago

Every time women make any gains or get any power, extreme thinness comes into vogue. Gotta keep 'em starving so they don't have any energy to make change.

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u/graceful_mango 4d ago

Makes sense that this trend is coming back since gilead is about to rise in 2025

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u/Botryoid2000 4d ago

As long as old white men are happy, that's all that matters.

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u/SharkDad20 3d ago

Damn, as a young white man, i was born too late

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u/Botryoid2000 3d ago

Yes, yes you were.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Well fuck that! Women look good in all shapes and sizes.

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u/Queasy-Discount-2038 4d ago

Yes! This person can take SEVERAL SEATS all the way to hell.

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u/Cool-Sink8886 4d ago

Not hexagonal, but other than that yes

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u/BiCloverly 4d ago

Fuck, I love boobs though!

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u/romanticheart 4d ago

Yeah, cause then we can’t use our brains right when we’re starving all the time…

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u/Mephidia 4d ago

I don’t think women have made any gains in power since the 90s except maybe #metoo which was really just a sort of unionization.

I think what it really is is the constant see saw of big=beautiful-> no not that big -> small is beautiful-> no not that small

In order to average out to what a healthy woman looks like

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u/Queasy-Discount-2038 4d ago

If anything, we’ve lost power with Row v Wade reversal

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u/bh1106 4d ago

Ozempic ads are everywhere!

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u/kendylou 3d ago

Let’s not pretend we don’t have a say in this. Do we the people not choose the trends?

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u/heyjajas 4d ago

The clothes from that time kinda demand that figure. I love the style, but it was only a matter of time that when we chose to show bellies again and have such a fitness/ self-improvement culture. Such a pity. I still think we have a more diverse view on body types nowadays, but when I read this post my hope died a little :/

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u/put_a_bird_on_it_ 4d ago

I've been seeing a lot of medium/chubby/fat girls showing their bellies and I'm so here for it. We couldn't do that in the 90s without being roasted to death.

If skinny is one the rise again, I hope it's more of a two steps forward, one step back kinda thing. Progress is slow

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u/temps-de-gris 4d ago

Sick when you think about who the arbiters of fashion and image are, a lot of rich old men for the most part...

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u/CampDracula 4d ago

It is ;-; I’ve been seeing it mentioned and pop up a lot the past year or two

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u/DeltaVZerda 4d ago

Its the filters that make anyone appear skinnier than they are, so the beauty standard isn't even a real body, even on small pages like unpopular instagram posters.

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u/Gum_Duster 4d ago

Especially with diet fads starting again (ozempic) I think we are probably going to have another eating disorder trend. Yayyyy……

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u/soitheach 4d ago

heroin-chic is 100% coming back, and it's incredibly difficult to watch and try to stay out of

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u/philzuppo 4d ago

Done with body types being trends? My friend, that has always occurred as long as there is human civilization, and it will probably continue until civilization becomes unrecognizable to the modern person.

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u/Zenki_s14 3d ago

For sure it has, it's just pretty common knowledge now that with social media and especially since tiktok as well as fast fashion, fashion trends cycle so insanely rapidly that the whole trend cycling thing functions a lot different than it ever has in the past before. Days instead of weeks on micro trends, and months instead of years on others. Most people don't bother keeping up with that anymore and just wear the look they like. So, wishful thinking I guess with body types following suit.

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u/Queasy-Discount-2038 4d ago

And new weight loss drugs returning people to dreams of the past.

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u/No-Advice-6040 4d ago

The ol "suffer for our horniness" never really went away

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u/DaisyJane1 4d ago

I hope the razor-thin eyebrows look isn't included in that.

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u/jankology 4d ago

I'm hoping tattoos become finally done and old trend

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u/Vayul_was_taken 4d ago

The dude commenting in the picture has never seen a woman naked and just told the world.

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u/JohnnyChutzpah 4d ago

She has a pelvic tilt that makes her lower abdomen sit more forward. It doesn’t have really anything to do with her weight.

There is a side by side comparison if you scroll down a bit in the article I linked.

The pelvic tilt is pretty common, especially in people who wear heels often.

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u/mom_bombadill 4d ago

Oh my gosh I have that too, I stan a relatable queen lol

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u/Flat_Wash5062 4d ago

Thanks. What kind of Doctor tells us if we have this?

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u/JohnnyChutzpah 4d ago

Your normal doctor is probably where I would start. A physical therapist is who would work with you on it. You possibly could start with a physical therapist too.

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u/Flat_Wash5062 4d ago

Thank you.

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u/Cheddartooth 3d ago

Thanks for the link. I’ve done this to myself recently as a result of bad posture. This info is the kickstart to correcting that.

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u/ChaosKeeshond 4d ago

But her tummy is completely flat. The only reason it's even bowing like that is her posture, that's it. Her hips are tilted. Maybe she's standing that way or maybe she has issues with a pelvic tilt, either way you can't starve your way out of standing wonky.

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u/Rebekah_RodeUp 4d ago

She might also be taking big belly breaths because she's running around a stadium singing and dancing.

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u/sylphinator 4d ago

Or just maybe she has to eat food to keep up that energy level. Weird

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u/medlilove 4d ago

Surely everyones tummy is going to look like that wearing those leotard outfits

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u/stinkypsyduck 4d ago

also, even the thinnest women have tummies. female bodies fluctuate so much throughout the month, its different for everyone on how long and when, but typically before/on your period there's a week out of the month where you're super bloated and no amount of starving will solve it.

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u/KonjacQueen 4d ago

Can confirm. Currently trying to starve off my premenstrual weight gain. It’s not working 🥲

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u/stinkypsyduck 3d ago

it doesn't work, you may as well eat some yummy food. after your period you'll go back to your normal amount of bloat 💅 please take care of yourself

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u/jerrys153 4d ago

Any woman who dares to need room in her abdomen to accommodate internal organs is disgustingly obese. -Some incel, probably

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u/Botryoid2000 4d ago

The thought of women having internal organs makes me lose my boner

-That same incel

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u/nonsensicalsite 4d ago

Good people shouldn't be attracted to gore 😔

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u/Dutchie_tullip 2d ago

The thought of a women being attached to a vagina is disgusting.

-The crowd of incels.

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u/AncientFuzz 4d ago

I feel like a girl said this to be honest. Can woman be incels too?

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u/PotatoMasher1325 3d ago

They're called femcels. You see a lot of them on different subs but they leak in here a little.

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u/alice-in-blunderIand 4d ago

She literally just has a pelvis and internal organs, you know, like a woman who is alive.

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u/okieman73 4d ago

She has jiggle but in the right place. She looks amazing.

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u/Bebebaubles 4d ago

It’s just normal for women to have a bit there to protect organs especially for potential baby. It’s normal!

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u/mcndjxlefnd 4d ago

You're 100% right that she is not "fat." I believe this tummy shape is due to weak abdominal muscles and specifically a weak pelvic floor. There are women with a higher body fat percentage than Taylor, who have strong cores and strong pelvic muscles, yet appear more physically flattering than her.

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u/professionalcumsock 4d ago

"not a famine victim so she's fat"

These people really want their favorite influencers to have negative bmi

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u/EstherClemmens 3d ago

If that's fay, I'm a planet. Heck, if that's fat, most people are morbidly obese. I think this commenter needs to get out of Mommy's basement once in a while, go touch some grass, and see what real people look like.

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u/KevinFlantier 3d ago

How dare she have internal organs?

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u/thin_white_dutchess 4d ago

She’s just slouching. She has terrible posture.

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u/Famous_Age_6831 4d ago

How do you get concave? It’s so important for looking good.

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u/WeirdIsAlliGot 4d ago

She’s very skinny with a flat stomach, she just has a slight anterior pelvic tilt, where you overarch your lower back and your pelvis gets tilted forward.

Being in high heels can wreck your back, not to mention the hours long shows she does in heels. There’s just no winning for her.

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u/krankz 4d ago

She’s also tall as hell and kinda hunches over to compensate a lot. She for sure has back issues already.

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u/agent_flounder 4d ago

There's kind of no winning for women in general, seems to me.

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u/facecute_ 3d ago

This happened to my friend, one day we were walking home from work and something pinched in her back and then she couldn’t move, I was shocked

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u/ilovechairs 4d ago

For real. And honestly when you’re her age you’re weight just sits differently on your body, and that’s one of the most common spots it “sits” more than when you’re 24. Even if you’re skinny.

I would know. 🤷‍♀️

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u/IfICouldStay 4d ago

I wish I was that “fat”.

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u/NCH007 4d ago

She's also probably the most fit she's ever been in her life right now too! She's been doing these 3+ hour shows three times a week for over a year. Taylor Swift is an athlete!

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u/evidentlynaught 4d ago

To be honest, her dancing is not strenuous. Not to the level it builds muscle. Some performers go on tour and you can see muscle tone emerge. Taylor kind of lopes when she runs and then catwalks slowly. She lip syncs a lot so even her diaphragm isn’t getting pushed hard. Not a hater just being real.

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u/SpiderRadio 4d ago

They intentionally egging her on. No one actually thinks like this and has good intentions. It's a personal attack to make a woman feel less than again.

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u/alice-in-blunderIand 4d ago

Taylor is about 5’11” and seems to have maintained a bmi just a tick over underweight to me. I doubt she weighs much more than 140lbs, which is very light for her height.

People are awful.

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u/OneOfAKind2 4d ago

The person who wrote that is a troll.

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u/dcdcdani 4d ago

I’d love to see the belly of whoever posted that video

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u/Quen-Tin 4d ago

The crazyness starts much earlier:

Why should any other person struggle to change his ir her looks, just because I don't want him or her to not disturb my stereotypes or expectations?

Everybody can have preferences. But expecting others to change so that individual spectators don't have to in such non-relevant topics like 'body types' is really self centrism deluxe.

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u/Queasy-Discount-2038 4d ago

Well, she’s not a skeleton so this person is mad at her.

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u/Dolthra 4d ago

I was about to say... is Taylor Swift's "tummy" in the room with us right now?

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u/the_0tternaut 4d ago

she's as fit, right now, as an Olympic athlete or gymnast and she's doing multi-hour shows, one after the other, and to make it worse she's totally irreplaceable on-stage (in a way a drummer or even singer potentially is) and there are tens of thousands of jobs relying on her keeping up an athletic performance that's perfect every time.

I kinda wish there was or hope there is a genuine behind the scenes documentary with footage that gets sequestered for 6-8 years, showing all the details of how they're handling her physio, nutrition and physical health... there also absolutely have to be at least 2-3 professionals keeping her inner circle mentally healthy and free of stress fractures. As self-contained, travelling universe that's at the core of a decabillion dollar mini industry it is an absolutely fascinating subject that we'll probably never get an intimate look at.

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u/daisyymae 4d ago

She’s in the best shape of her life! Probably ever! Girly is fit and skinny af

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u/PlathDraper 4d ago

Truly. She's at MOST a US size 6, which is tiny at 5'11. Probably had a pizza before her show. Let the woman enjoy her sodium and carbs. She's still hotter than most people. How dare she look like a human.