r/facepalm • u/Novae224 • 4d ago

How can humanity disappoint so much 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Dragonhost252 4d ago

Same, how does erectile dysfunction give you a flat belly

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u/Yuukiko_ 4d ago

Maybe thinking that the dick is just always erect but hides inside your stomach but extends when aroused?

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u/Inner_Ad5424 4d ago

Constantly looking down to see what’s up keeps the abs flexing

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u/Dragonhost252 4d ago

This is why I have exactly one ab

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u/kitty_kat999 4d ago

No sex = no pregnancy = flat tummy. Easy!

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u/LadyDragonfaye 4d ago

That’s better than what I was thinking 💭 wtf? She wishes some guy didn’t have ED because of the tummy and then leaping with super powers to not hating a super talented woman’s body but having preferences at looking at her

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 4d ago

Because all of the semen gets backed up in yer gut for those empty calories

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u/Dragonhost252 4d ago

Now I'm wondering the calorific value of semen. Not gonna look it up but pretty sure it's high since it's basically protein syrup