r/facepalm • u/wild_eagerness22 • 2d ago
Who needs a tripod when you have granny 🇲🇮🇸🇨
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u/imanislandboii 2d ago
This shit is so funny to me 🤣 I understand if she was the only person he could have take the pic or dude didnt have a tripod but why the hell wouldn’t u at least crop the pic 💀
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u/MuffLover312 2d ago
Why did he have her take it in the mirror? Why didn’t she just point the camera at him?
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u/Quicker_Fixer Assumption is the mother of all fuckups 2d ago edited 2d ago
I had a similar body when I was 19. Now I'm a 53 yo fat old basterd. My advice is: don't marry, don't get kids, don't drink, don't stop smoking and don't live beyond 35-40 years of age.
Sorry, forgot the /s
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u/Consistent-Photo-535 2d ago
I think you can do without the 35-40 thing lol.
If you stay in shape and eat right, you can easily be like this kid past 40. Terrible, terrible example, but look at Jake Gyllenhaal in the new Fight Club. Obviously an extreme and biased example, but if you want something you can do it.
Also just as a side note, I didn’t have that body at 19 but now do at 33 after changing my lifestyle. And I feel better than when I was 18. Just saying. Never too late to make changes my guy.
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u/Dragonfly-Adventurer 2d ago
I am discovering some basic rules - like "do your age in pushups every day" and "eat not the garbage too much" - that help you get better looking naked and healthier every day as you age. 41 and I'm almost to the point of being confident shirtless in public! 20 years after people stopped doing that.
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u/Consistent-Photo-535 2d ago
Haha - right on! Lucky for me I live up on a back road in what most people consider cottage country. More socially acceptable to do that.
Sadly I’m the colour of printer paper, so I do worry about blinding people.
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u/RonStopable88 2d ago
I had a nicer body at 19. At 27 finally ditched my active and on my feet job for a desk job. 3 years of being lazy and 3 of covid.
I got a nice dad bod.
A year later after a few small changes and I’m starting to see that young man body again. If I make a few more changes, i’ll be close enough.
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u/Quicker_Fixer Assumption is the mother of all fuckups 1d ago
What I noticed, after turning 40, was that keeping your body in shape, you have to work harder and harder and even then it takes much more effort as the years pass. I stopped smoking at 44 and that certainly didn't make things any more easier. Ah well, I don't really mind getting old, it's the increased effort it takes to get things done, that's sometimes frustrating.
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u/RonStopable88 1d ago
Well smoking yeah that fucks you up. Yes its harder. Yes it takes longer. Yes i have less energy so its mentally harder.
But i just have to go to the gym twice and either a swim or a hike so im moving.
But diet needs to be in check. Can’t outtrain a bad diet
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u/imlittleeric 2d ago
Why did it need to be a mirror shot. Grandma could have just taken his picture for him
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u/SKssSM08 2d ago
Tell me this isn’t some major American Psycho vibes! I wonder if Phil Collins is playing in the background.
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u/Jeremyzelinka 2d ago
Bro, nobody cares... I was ripped my entire life. The second I stopped going to the gym so much and started eating cheeseburgers, I was getting ass left and right.
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u/bigSTUdazz 2d ago
Here's some advice, try not to use Nana as your cameraman when you take gut-suck photos....IN THE FUCKING MIRROR THAT YOU DON'T NEED BECAUSE OF SAID NANA! You absolute shytenek.
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u/squish_pillow 1d ago
Like how do you think the conversation went down, though? Do you think she asked why or what, or just did it? And how did he ask? These are things I need to know now
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u/Intelligent_Egg6186 1d ago
You have to love grandparents…. There just special in every way… miss ya gran
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u/newaggenesis 1d ago
Tell me you spend more time in the gym, than figuring out how a camera timer works...
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u/Appropriate_Jump_579 1d ago
Granny is disappointed on why he wasn't eating her food.
He also looks like a character out of street fighter.
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u/MasterlessSword 2d ago
I’m like, “He looks like he’s been hitting the weights fairly…. OH SHIT! Check out the GILF!!! Sonny like! Let’s bake some cookies MeeMaw!”
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