r/aww • u/abhitchc • 5d ago

I fed this female box tortoise some raspberries at the beginning of the summer. Now, she follows me all over the garden, and visits me almost daily looking for handouts.

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u/Academic_Deal7872 5d ago

Still faster than the Sloth Distro, been waiting 40 years

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u/Signal-Aioli-1329 5d ago

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u/tholasko 4d ago

Please…wait…5…to…7…business…decades…

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u/slothxaxmatic 5d ago

Sorry, we're doing our best

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u/Otherwise_Map_2018 5d ago

There is no Distro, you gotta go into nature and kindly ask them to climb your arm. Anything else would be too much work for a sloth.

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u/Academic_Deal7872 4d ago

Welp, moving to Costa Rica after I win the lottery.