I’ve never felt so sad for a dog in my life :(

[u/IIIlllIIIlllIlI]

[u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva]

What about the dog “Hayley put her tracking chip inside of”?

[u/Woggums83]

What about Kisses?

[u/HippoPebo]

Polar bears shouldn’t give this to their babies. One of my fav throwaway lines

[u/grunt527]

Ever watch the Jurassic bark episode of futurama?

[u/Shake_it_Madam → u/grunt527]

Holy fuck that episode! You could of just had the best day ever and just 10 minutes of that episode will have you contemplating if life is worth living.

[u/Relevant-Channel7276 → u/grunt527]

That episode destroyed me😭

[u/brb_adventuring → u/grunt527]

That’s the first and only episode of Futurama I’ve ever seen. I wanted to try it back as a teen and just terrible coincidence that the one playing on tv that day was the dog one. Totally obliterated my interest in the whole show which sucks because I know objectively it’s fun and I’d probably like the rest of it.

[u/Groundbreaking-Pea92 → u/brb_adventuring]

that ep is probably the hight point of the series. Your not really missing much

[u/IIIlllIIIlllIlI → u/grunt527]

Yeah but that wasn’t really a side story comedy thing, rather a full on drama

[u/sutther → u/IIIlllIIIlllIlI]

More like full on depression

[u/suugakusha → u/IIIlllIIIlllIlI]

Based on a real story

[u/AdditionalCopy2895 → u/suugakusha]

You can’t prove it won’t happen

[u/ImAGoddamDuck → u/grunt527]

Came here just to say this. Gets me every time

[u/vibratorystorm]

This is too real it hit harder than kisses. Nobody sews baseball gloves to zombie dogs, but this shit exists all over

[u/Comfortable_Many4508 → u/vibratorystorm]

kisses himself didnt really affect me, but stan talking to his old dog gits like a truck

[u/Da_Dush_818 → u/Comfortable_Many4508]

Amen. Fucking amen.

[u/A-Social-Ghost]

Oh, man, I'd forgotten that there used to be a polar bear mascot for coke.

[u/Mason_GR]

It's so sad to me because they didn't have to do it lol

[u/redxstrike]

https://preview.redd.it/f8zn9wraq4ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1722570268a8d66226e68ba26e6d0c8681dac8ee

I think about this scene regularly. One of my favorite Roger moments.

[u/TrustBig4326]

“CIA” flashes badge and walks past them

“Damn, that really bums me out”

[u/GoT_Eagles]

My man could’ve just poured it on the ground.

[u/dcs1289 → u/GoT_Eagles]

But then he couldn't have made the polar bear joke!

[u/Pure_Spyder]

I never noticed his eyes watering while he's drinking the soda that's so funny

[u/BobSagieBauls]

That really bums me out

[u/HappyStalker]

https://preview.redd.it/60o9vvjvd4ad1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=1645696935a1dabfad172999e40390735b1693ff

[u/thunderling]

I use the phrase "Wow. That bums me out." aaallllll the time and it's my little secret that I'm just quoting Stan from this scene.

[u/Novogobo]

man i wish a coke lasted that long.

[u/Da_Dush_818 → u/Novogobo]

Need a washcloth for that runny nose?

[u/mightbedylan]

Just realized the park is called "Wet, Young, and Wild" lol

[u/known_as_irrelevant]

Either you have never seen Futurama - Jurassic Bark, or you have forgotten about how sad it was due to emotional trauma.

[u/Da_Dush_818 → u/known_as_irrelevant]

God that episode.... I'm a dog owner, work with dogs and try to help people with rescues through my nonprofit so Jurrasic Bark hits hard. I try to keep that episode in the back of my mind with my own pups.

[u/hosemaster]

So go on, do what you were born to do. Go punch that dog in the face.

[u/AdequateBottom]

In this show a puppy was literally ripped apart by a wolf. And a police car ran over one in front of his owners. One dog had it's legs blown off.

This dog got lucky.

[u/Bexar1986]

This and Jurassic Bark from futurama. Holy hell those were tear jerkers.