r/americandad • u/Toonami88 • 3d ago

Roger succumbing to various short-lived madness's Episode Discussion

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u/cappiebara 2d ago

Don't forget reaching the tipping point drinking salt water 😂

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u/Essay-Individual 2d ago

Omg my fav... Roger: I was getting dangerously hydrated! mixes salt into water, downs it. Stares down and lunges at Steve...Steve: Stop Roger, STOP! shoots flare gun into Rogers chest

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u/cappiebara 2d ago

Dangerously hydrated hahaha love it

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u/notawealthchaser 2d ago

Me and the wolf have been talking, and we think you're conspiring against us

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u/HippoPebo 2d ago

“It was good weeds steveses”

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 2d ago

When I was going through Heathrow airport in London I saw some British tourists and IMMEDIATELY thought “they are so HOORRRNNY!!! /rogers voice trailing off”

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u/Maximum_Bat_2566 Wilbur Kentucky 2d ago

"That is a great order. A great order. And you? Tough order to follow. Bed shitting potential is high."

"I'll have the same."

"🙂"

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u/SnooDoughnuts9646 Big Wang Bai 2d ago

You knew what game we were playing!

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u/ImperialAndy Reaganomics Lamborghini 2d ago

Sounds trivial when I say it out loud but I know in my heart it’s not

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u/Essay-Individual 2d ago

Are you really gonna kill 5 people over 20 dollars? ... your asking that to the guy that last week killed 6 people over $19 dollars?

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u/DonnyEsq07 2d ago

Love this episode.

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u/we_made_yewww 2d ago

Don't forget the Great Space Roaster

🎵 III SAW THE SIGN 🎵

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u/jewels94 Kevin Ramage 2d ago

Space Stan is panties.

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u/Apart-Big-5333 2d ago

Roger taking Jeff's skin is still fucked up.

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u/Toonami88 2d ago

Good news Jeff! you can have your skin back!

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u/dietbongwater Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 2d ago

👍 🛀

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u/shinnix Glad Handz 2d ago

The omission of Dudley Dingleberry is egregious

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u/jewels94 Kevin Ramage 2d ago

I am a manually articulated performative kinesio-maquette.

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u/ElectionYellow 2d ago

I'M OFF MY MEDS!!!

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u/Clay_Puppington Raider Dave 2d ago

I GOT THE EGG MADNESS, Y'ALL!

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u/garlic_warner 2d ago

Commodore‽

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u/Greenmantle22 2d ago

Sorry! I got the bloodlust!

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u/No_Secretary425 2d ago

I just love you so much, like John & Yoko. You’re Yoko. I just want to burrow inside you like a love tick.. I wanna be inside you. Two hearts inside one skin ❤️

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u/ShaneM199 2d ago

"The smithsess plans to destroy our precious. PRECIOUS IS OURSESS!! Oh, what a beautiful ringsess 😊......(disappears)Wait, this turns people invisible? Who needs to be invisible in the middle of nowhere?! Where were you when I farted at Danny's wedding?"

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u/AutomaticAccident 2d ago

Shortlived?

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u/Baderwm 2d ago

I’ve got the egg madness ya’ll

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u/aphexwind 2d ago

I like when he drinks a bunch of saltwater on the boat with Steve

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u/BookNerdEric 2d ago

“… and now we have the jar.”

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u/Naa2016 Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 2d ago

Chernobyl, anyone?

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u/wittywy 2d ago

I went on a family bender. I have a problem!

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u/weathered_peasant 2d ago

What about the lead face paint

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u/Boomer_419 2d ago

You think of me as basically a cop don’t you?

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u/super_elmwood 2d ago

Killing fives over $20 or when he snapped after the roast and broke out of the world's most secure prison on a raft made out of prisoners, followed them to space with his butthole scorpions, and then forced the family to roast each other and learned about love and family.

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u/TheCrushSoda 2d ago

Needs more Egg Madness

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u/SoftDimension5336 1d ago

"I'm in the doldrums, Stan."

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u/bamfitness 1d ago

When Roger and Francine pretended to be married then invited another couple over for dinner... "Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda"