r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ugly_freya0 • 7h ago

of grizzly bear

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157 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MewsikMaker • 3h ago

of a strawberry…

57 Upvotes

I was prepping strawbz for jamz and….

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AlmightyHet • 12h ago

of the leg of an Argentinosaurus

307 Upvotes

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MiyamotoUsagi1587 • 14h ago

of a chocolate bar (credits to DancingBacons)

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309 Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jscarry • 14h ago

of a Chive in our garden

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219 Upvotes

We didn't do a garden this year but this guy is still hanging on from last year. My girlfriend says it's no longer a Chive it's now a Chove

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dawson101 • 13h ago

of a human Olivier Rioux - the red head to his right is 7’0

77 Upvotes

Im sure he’s been posted here before, but still blows my mind

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HeatherFuta • 1d ago

of an apparently not pregnant goat

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5.0k Upvotes

141 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/I-Hate-Feet • 4h ago

of a Pork Scratching...

5 Upvotes

They're usually small. The size of a thumbnail.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Mrsemmitt • 1d ago

of a bubble I made in the shower lol

1.0k Upvotes

I have an open wound that I have to soak in the shower for 20 minutes… I got bored lol

34 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Av3rageG4tsby • 1d ago

of a suit of armor

341 Upvotes

From the Arms and Armor exibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC The “small” suits of armor are approximately 5’10”.

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Where_is_WAS • 1d ago

of Denny’s Headquarters in Spartanburg, SC

166 Upvotes

14 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/H31NZ_ • 22h ago

of a sunfish

107 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/r23dom • 1d ago

of a 500,000 kg rock in Finland that has been balancing on another rock for 11,000 years.

2.2k Upvotes

114 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BoopNoodles739 • 1d ago

of my violently obese cat

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54 Upvotes

15 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/hanginwithmygnomees • 1d ago

of my neighbor’s dog. She has to go in a special diet to become slightly less of a unit.

70 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NetherlandsOates • 1d ago

of a lemon my husband bought

30 Upvotes

Quarter for scale.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Gialovescats • 1d ago

of these watermelons at walmart

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26 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/RevolutionaryTell668 • 2d ago

of a Pair of Moths

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15.8k Upvotes

362 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Momma_Kulve • 1d ago

of thornless blackberries my mother in-law grew

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37 Upvotes

They're huge compared to the wild ones growing around the property.

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MonkeMan1244 • 1d ago

of an adjustable wrench

35 Upvotes

There's probably bigger than this lol

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SkinGolem • 9h ago

of a Thumbnail ... One Thumb To Rule Them All (Lifted Off Facebook)

0 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/scaramanga808 • 1d ago

of a birdshit

55 Upvotes

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/fendaltoon • 1d ago

of a welding clamp

29 Upvotes

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/gutsddd • 2d ago

of basketball player, 17yo 7'3ft listed, Ziyu Zhang martial arts training

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791 Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Flogtheundead • 2d ago

Lads that you’re in awe at the size of.

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We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

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