Okay, hear me out. What if...?

[u/deltree711]

[u/otter_boom]

Right here, Rand, this is where we need the balefire.

[u/deltree711 → u/otter_boom]

You heard the man, there's no stopping trolloc waifus

[u/Clean-Isopod-3940 → u/deltree711]

You know that it took the distorted and evil mind of Aginor together with the True Power to make a Trolloc. What would it take to turn them into cute wifus??? If Graendal didn't make them, who will?

Be careful with this path, I fear that is something that even the Great Lord wouldn't dare create

[u/deltree711 → u/Clean-Isopod-3940]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn't stop to think about what they could.

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/Clean-Isopod-3940]

Death rides on my shoulder, death walks in my footsteps; I am death…

[u/zhilia_mann → u/Clean-Isopod-3940]

If Graendal didn't make them, who will?

Cadsuane. Green Ajah understands the, umm, value of said assets, and she's guiding the tower now....

Either that or Androl (with a gateway, somehow!) just because, you know, he does fucking everything.

[u/Wind-and-Waystones → u/zhilia_mann]

Androl opens a three inch wide portal right at that trolloc pussy and invents the glory hole

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/Wind-and-Waystones]

You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?

[u/throwingtheshades → u/Wind-and-Waystones]

What happens if only a bit of a particular Shadowspawn goes through a gateway, does it die off? Asking for a friend.

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/zhilia_mann]

KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW

[u/StaleDirt → u/Clean-Isopod-3940]

Great Lord? 👀

[u/Clean-Isopod-3940 → u/StaleDirt]

Oh! Silly me, I meant the Dark One 😇

[u/Puma_Concolour → u/Clean-Isopod-3940]

Girigiri warukunai Aginor

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/Puma_Concolour]

I must kill him.

[u/RevolutionaryOwlz → u/deltree711]

You know what, fuck it. If people can be horny for orcs this might as well happen too.

[u/Puma_Concolour → u/RevolutionaryOwlz]

E'ry day we stray furtha from da teachinz of Gork n Mork...

[u/Komnos → u/deltree711]

There are worse things than omnicide.

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/otter_boom]

Oh, Light. That’s impossible! We can’t use it! Cast it away! That is death we hold, death and betrayal. It is HIM.

[u/Eamon_Valda]

Watame? On MY WoT sub? It’s more likely than you think.

[u/Puma_Concolour → u/Eamon_Valda]

I tried to escape. But it's impossible! They just keep showing up in random places!

[u/LHDLLB]

WoT is already too close to be a anime in prose. This is not a door that should be open, I fear what may lay behind it

[u/Komnos → u/LHDLLB]

I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is--wait, sorry, wrong SF/F with a secretive society of women with supernatural powers, a male Messiah who does their thing better than they do, and who conquers stuff by becoming the Chosen One of the badass desert warriors.

[u/LHDLLB → u/Komnos]

If Rand is Paul who in WoT could be the God Emperor ?

[u/deltree711 → u/LHDLLB]

The Creator/Bela are WoT's equivalent of the Omnissiah, and its avatar in the physical world, the Emperor

[u/ninjawhosnot → u/deltree711]

Ok it's been years since I read the books (I'm mid reread on book 4) is Bela ever equated to the creator or is this a meme?

[u/deltree711 → u/ninjawhosnot]

It's a running joke on this subreddit

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/LHDLLB]

I am not dead! I deserve death, but I am ALIVE! ALIVE! ALIVE!

[u/iTanooki → u/LHDLLB]

I really wish Amazon had green-lit an animated version of WoT, in the style of anime, instead of the abomination they green-lit instead.

[u/LHDLLB → u/iTanooki]

And they do some really good animated series, Invincible, Vox Machina, I really think WoT would be much better animated, just not like a anime.

[u/iTanooki → u/LHDLLB]

Did you ever read the graphic novel that was made for Eye of the World? That could have easily been the storyboard for an animated version.

[u/Legitimate-Ad-8612 → u/LHDLLB]

it pretty much is "That time I was reincarnated as a sheepherder"

[u/MisterTamborineMan → u/Legitimate-Ad-8612]

"The strongest channeler came back as a sheepherder"

Expect Rand would be terrible as a LN protagonist because he isn't a good vessel for power fantasies. Being Rand suuuuuucks.

[u/Lost-Tomatillo3465 → u/MisterTamborineMan]

he has the harem trope. sounds like he's a shoe in

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/MisterTamborineMan]

Break the seals. Break the seals, and end it. Let me die forever.

[u/DeltaV-Mzero]

Domestication tends to trap animals toward adolescence and encourage human like features

I hate that this is somewhat accurate

[u/Right-Huckleberry-47 → u/DeltaV-Mzero]

A part of me feels like "domesticating trollocs" is a recipe for an "oops, all Myrddraal" situation.

The other part of me fears the dark one would notice the attempt, laugh at the people inviting his presence into their homes, and say "I'll allow it"; dooming the world.

[u/Shaggiest- → u/Right-Huckleberry-47]

Hear me out though. Is the nature of Myrddraal nature or nurture?

If brought up in a loving, Light loving home would the Fade grow up to be an asshole?

[u/khjuu12]

Imagine if Trollocs did get domesticated and then every 1 out of 100 is just a fade here to fuck your shit up.

[u/Genericojones → u/khjuu12]

"The look of the Eyeless waifus is shame"

[u/RepresentativeAd560]

Trolloc Rule 34? Eh. Not my weirdest fap....

[u/PrimaxAUS]

Every year we stray closer to the dark one

[u/Yei_2021]

Y’all forgetting Narg was the OG. He died so others can run apparently..

[u/Gorbunk]

I stand by my theory that the bottom pic is what Aginor was trying for. Kicked out of the Hall of Servants when his catgirl experiments resulted in Narg instead

[u/deltree711 → u/Gorbunk]

Pictured: Me, refusing to give up on Aginor's dream

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/deltree711]

I must kill him.

[u/LewsTherinTelamonBot → u/Gorbunk]

They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.

[u/Heraldofgold]

Warhammer fantasy and wheel of time is the crossover I didn't know I needed

[u/FreyrPrime]

Yeah.. That’s a Bestigor.. Warhammer Fantasy would eat Randland for breakfast.

[u/Revliledpembroke → u/FreyrPrime]

I dunno. Fantasy doesn't have Matrim Cauthon.

And Wheel of Time has the ability for their wizards to use both Urannon's Thunderbolt AND Firestorm.

Oh! And the teleporting armies would help too!

Though if Belakor or the other Demons show up, it's probably game over for Wheel of Time, yeah.

[u/FreyrPrime → u/Revliledpembroke]

Yeah, I started to think about it more deeply, and it’s not a table run honestly.

I think Randland could probably survive contact honestly, but end up with a permanent Ork infestation.

Which would probably be fine, because they’d likely invade the Blight en mass looking for a good krumpin..

[u/Revliledpembroke → u/FreyrPrime]

Kislev and the Borderlands end up being best buddies.