r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 7d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/-SandorClegane- 7d ago

Exactly.

Just like when you see a kid at the urinal (with or without his dad/male guardian) and the kid's pants are around his ankles. It's a normal thing that happens in a public restroom. Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party.

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u/Cazed_Donfused 7d ago

Women have no idea the shit we see and have to deal with in the men’s restroom.

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u/IDontThereforeIAmNot 7d ago

When I was 4-5 can’t remember exactly, I was at the drive in movie theater with my family and I had to piss. The men’s room was a wall length trough, i being all of three feet tall made the mistake of looking down the line. It was shoulder to shoulder dicks. Like twenty dudes and a waterfall of piss and dicks. Scarred for life

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u/Pretend-Guava 7d ago

I was introduced to this at a young age as well at wrigley field. Seen way too many dicks at a early age.

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u/DethFist 6d ago

Ah yes, a classic. There used to be a smell to Wrigley on a hot day, like a combo of piss, peanuts, beer and sweat. Haven't been in years, maybe it's better now?