r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/dingos8mybaby2 7d ago

The real "Impossible" difficulty here is a crowded sports stadium or bar where the bathroom just has a big trough instead of urinals.

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u/Masturbating-macaque 7d ago edited 7d ago

Whoever invented that thing should be drug out into the streets and shot.

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u/LustyHasturSejanus 7d ago

Idk I went to a newer stadium that had individual urinals rather than the troughs, and the line was so long. Troughs have a higher throughput than urinals do. After going to that stadium a few times, I found myself missing the trough.

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u/monkwren 7d ago

I like 'em at busy dive bars - they just fit the mood, y'know?

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u/LustyHasturSejanus 7d ago

Bonus points if there is a garden hose turned to a trickle zip tied to the trough.

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u/vorschact 7d ago

I like that. But the ice on the bottom is even more divey in my opinion

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u/Vindepomarus 7d ago

A true connoisseur!

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u/confusedandworried76 7d ago

Yep, if the bathroom has a lock or urinals the drinks are too expensive and the pours are too weak.

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 6d ago

they should have little windows at each urinal and a fork should slowly come out offering a corn dog or something . Mood complete