r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/dingos8mybaby2 7d ago

The real "Impossible" difficulty here is a crowded sports stadium or bar where the bathroom just has a big trough instead of urinals.

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u/Masturbating-macaque 7d ago edited 7d ago

Whoever invented that thing should be drug out into the streets and shot.

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u/LustyHasturSejanus 7d ago

Idk I went to a newer stadium that had individual urinals rather than the troughs, and the line was so long. Troughs have a higher throughput than urinals do. After going to that stadium a few times, I found myself missing the trough.

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u/monkwren 7d ago

I like 'em at busy dive bars - they just fit the mood, y'know?

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u/LustyHasturSejanus 7d ago

Bonus points if there is a garden hose turned to a trickle zip tied to the trough.

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u/vorschact 6d ago

I like that. But the ice on the bottom is even more divey in my opinion

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u/Vindepomarus 7d ago

A true connoisseur!

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u/confusedandworried76 6d ago

Yep, if the bathroom has a lock or urinals the drinks are too expensive and the pours are too weak.

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 6d ago

they should have little windows at each urinal and a fork should slowly come out offering a corn dog or something . Mood complete

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u/TheRealJSmith 7d ago

It's because you can double the throughput by creating a second row of infantry behind the front row to shoot through the gaps. Efficient.

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u/No-Big4921 7d ago

Tactical pissing.

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u/chilseaj88 6d ago

Don’t fire until you see the whites of their ceramic!

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u/Tasty-Army200 7d ago

Plus, it's a lot easier to look at all that dick

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u/deadbitch69 6d ago

A bar near me has slanted mirrors above their trough urinals

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u/MSG_ME_ANYTHING 7d ago

Same - the old Metrodome in Minneapolis had troughs and during Vikings games it's shoulder to shoulder and the guy behind you is just as close, but you got through quick. US Bank has urinals and it's takes way too long to get through, and now I miss the troughs.

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u/Cool-Sink8886 6d ago

And some of the new urinals you have to stand do far back and they don’t have dividers.

At the point it’s worse than the trough.

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom 6d ago

When I was a student at Auburn the football stadium had troughs. A little uncomfortable, but there was never a line. About 20 years ago they took the troughs out and put in urinals. Now there is always a line.

I’ll gladly sacrifice a little privacy to avoid a line.