r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 7d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/The_one_and_only_Tav 7d ago

Honestly, as a woman, if I was faced with the same options I would have made the same choices. It’s pretty obvious just from a personal space perspective. Yeesh.

Also would it really be that hard to like, put half a wall up between urinals? Like I feel like humanity could’ve solved this issue by now.

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u/badwhiskey63 7d ago

Some times there’s a partial wall between them, but the rules are still same.

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u/arbitrageME 7d ago

yeah, but why is the partial wall less than shoulder height? it blocks literally nothing

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u/KromatRO 7d ago

It's for spray accidents not for privacy.

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u/arbitrageME 7d ago

I have two responses:

  1. eww

  2. makes sense

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u/KromatRO 7d ago edited 7d ago

Don't imagine is deliberate. Sometimes, jet hiting the urinal wall will result in a big splash that the urinal margin may not hold. That separator is there to save the neighbor, or you from a neighbor. And with this in mind, the free urinal choice makes more sense and that is why is instinctively known to men.

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u/ObeseVegetable 7d ago

Some urinals are more splashy than others, too. 

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u/Chainsawd 7d ago

Some of those fuckers seem like they were designed with maximum splash-back in mind!

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u/613663141 7d ago

You gotta wave the stream around for a bit until you find that sweet spot which minimises splashback.

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u/CriticalLobster5609 6d ago

Just use your brain? You don't want to piss at a right angle to a surface. Look for a curve, it's like landing a skateboard in the transition on half pipe versus landing on in the flat.

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u/Bulldog8018 7d ago

No kidding. Sometimes you try and hit the urinal from different angles, naively assuming that there must be an angle that doesn’t splash back. But no. Apparently they’re designed with only two results: some spray back or a BUNCH of spray back. That’s why I go for a stall if they’re available and don’t look actively infectious. That way you get some distance from the strike zone. (Guess I’ve been holding these insights back for a long time. Thanks for hearing me out. ✌️)

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u/PrintableDaemon 7d ago

They will also make those partitions as narrow as humanly possible to fit more people in than should be acceptable, to the point you wonder when they'll just give you a funnel and hose. Bathrooms are seriously overcrowded in a way that only airlines are capable of appreciating.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 7d ago

The piss pressure can be high enough that it will ricochet all over the guy next to you.

OG pissers know the spot to aim at to avoid any splashback, but dumb kids and whatnot (or just seriously dumb adults) may just blindly let lose anywhere in the urinal and it will go everywhere.

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u/Raccoon_Expert_69 7d ago

Remember, we’ve all been pissing right next to each other since a very young age.

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u/SenoraRaton 7d ago

Its so you can look over the wall and compliment your neighbor on their member.

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u/Diligent_Matter1186 7d ago

That's how you get unwanted dates.

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u/Lolkimbo 7d ago

Not everyone is the same height. And its usually to stop splash back.

Be greatful you americans don't have that urination pit/trough we have to deal with ._.

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u/Duckiesims 7d ago

They still exist here in some places, but aren't common anymore. Mostly older stadiums/arenas or outdoor park facilities. These were the bane of my existence as a child

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u/lminer123 6d ago

I’m 6’5 so those fuckers don’t block anything at all! Maybe they block people from seeing me if they’re shorter (like by a lot) but I’ll always keep eyes directly forward lol

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u/mytransthrow 7d ago

Depending on the size of the wall. But god help you if its a just a a pee sink.

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u/maboesanman 6d ago

And sometimes at baseball games you get a big ol’ shared trough urinal.

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u/Much_Interaction_528 6d ago

and sometimes it's not even individual urinals, it's just one big trough.