r/SipsTea • u/Icy-Book2999 Fave frog is a swing nose frog • 7d ago

Urinal Code of Ethics Chugging tea

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 7d ago

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

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u/-SandorClegane- 7d ago

Exactly.

Just like when you see a kid at the urinal (with or without his dad/male guardian) and the kid's pants are around his ankles. It's a normal thing that happens in a public restroom. Do not acknowledge it and do not make eye contact with either party.

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u/No_Koala_475 7d ago

I still pee like this and I'm 36. I appreciate your respect to my privacy.

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u/luk__ 7d ago

I look at your pee pee

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u/Healthy_Award906 7d ago

Pee pee rating?

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u/luk__ 7d ago

2.5 / 10

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 7d ago

It's a grower, not a shower!

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u/PoIIux 7d ago

Well then quit showing it to everyone

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u/RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 7d ago

But then what would I do with my raincoat?

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u/grayfloof85 7d ago

How else is he supposed to make it grow?

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u/NateDawgCinema 7d ago

Well most would call that a Golden Shower.

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u/Glimmertwinsfan1962 7d ago

Good one! Make that excellent!

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u/loosegravyy 7d ago

oh it has a turtle neck on. i get it now

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo 7d ago

Solid stream 10/10

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u/Mistrblank 7d ago

I miss those days.

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u/urGirllikesmytinypp 7d ago

Now they call me sprinkler

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u/fat-lip-lover 7d ago

I don't hear any noise... Hey this guy's not pissing, he's just holding his wiener!