r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Peter, what did Michael Jackson do with Coca-Cola?

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u/ComedianXMI 2d ago

Michael's head caught fire during the filming of a Pepsi commercial in 84. You can read about it on the link, but basically he had portions of his skull exposed due to the damage.

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u/Objectionne 2d ago

It's arguably the incident that ultimately killed him, as it kicked off his painkiller addition.

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u/Gold_Effect_6585 1d ago

What led to his little boy addiction?

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u/jacobydave 2d ago

Yes, and:

MJ released Thriller and became a solo star, and intended to stop working with his family band, the Jacksons. Family pressure led to a final album and huge tour, and the intention to milk every dime out of that cash cow led to the Pepsi sponsorship. MJ supposedly disliked soda and never drank it.

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u/Kuzzbutt 1d ago

You also just never hear anything about the group Jackson five after he left. Almost like he was THE cast cow.

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u/I-Am-The-Warlus 2d ago

I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercia

  • Elvis Presley to Michael Jackson, ERB April '12

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u/BrutalGuise 2d ago

Is that Carlton Banks?

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u/42020420 2d ago

Yes, Alfonso Robiro was one of the many child stars who was close to MJ.

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u/bigboyNolove 2d ago

Alfonso robiro? lol I was like who the hell is that?

Then saw Ribeiro and remembered it’s not unusual…

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u/rock_and_rolo 2d ago

child stars who was close to MJ

Heh heh.

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u/WoggyWoggerson 2d ago

Also the kid from The Goonies Corey Feldman

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u/One_Ad5301 2d ago

You mean one half of the frog brothers?

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u/BlargerJarger 1d ago

Peter here, Quagmire wanted to answer for some reason but anyway, you can see in the picture The King of Pop - that’s what they called an old-timey musician named “Michael Jackson” - here we see The King of Pop shilling for soda pop with a bunch of kids, during the height of the Coke / Pepsi wars in the mid 1980s (I’m gunna say 1985 judging by his nose and skin tone.) Now given - and You’d be forgiven for not knowing this - but given that The King of Pop would be followed by serious rumours and allegations of child abuse for, I dunno, 25 years, the ad campaign has aged very badly.

As a side note, Michael Jackson is still a hot topic at amateur comedy nights, despite being dead for (checks watch) FIFTEEN YEARS oh man do i feel old

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u/Cant_think_of_shz 2d ago

I’m gonna assume this is because of Michael Jackson’s allegations (SA), and the fact he once did an ad for Pepsi. God would be on Coca-Cola’s side in this case because they didn’t hire Michael Jackson

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u/SERVEDwellButNoTips 2d ago

No, he set his Gerry Curl on fire 🔥 during a Pepsi Commercial in the 80’s

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u/Particular-Win-2113 2d ago

yeah and the kid from the pepsi ad was SA'd by michael jackson

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u/Farscape55 2d ago

Pepsi did hire him, then tried to help a lot of future victims out by setting him on fire

Sadly it didn’t work

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u/SERVEDwellButNoTips 2d ago

What did he do with that glove?

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u/Farscape55 2d ago

You really don’t want to know

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u/SERVEDwellButNoTips 2d ago

I was going to say nothing but heee heee, and good deeds bitch

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 1d ago

According to the reports, there was indeed quite a bit of he/he