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u/Educational_Tough208 Allen the Alien 13d ago
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u/eclipse_999 Red Rush 13d ago
Allen popped another eye just so that he can have a better look at them boobas.
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u/unmadeawe_ 13d ago
Least horny Invincible fan
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u/TheMoonDude Allen the Alien 12d ago
If Debbie had god taste in men:
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u/TheMoonDude Allen the Alien 12d ago
I feel he would rampage the Earth about 17 years earliwr than he did in the show if the kid from a white(?) man and a asian woman came out orange
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u/JmLong88 STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL, WORM! 13d ago edited 13d ago
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u/ByronicHero06 Comic Fan 13d ago
Biologically impossible.
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u/AdmyralAkbar Fortnite Omni-Man 13d ago
Biologically annoying, can you imagine the drag when you’re swimming?
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u/PhantomRoyce 13d ago
I like to think that Aquarius came back,told them how hot surface chicks are because of these things on their chests and she just for implants. Them thangs is cubes so maybe they don’t quite get it
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u/BoiFrosty 13d ago
Does it make you sad? Full of rage?
Or does that outfit help bury your feelings?
Hiding your true self. You are a truly extraordinary specimen.
I look forward to breaking you.
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u/MisterPeels 13d ago
Who the fuck are you? Batman?
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u/GayVoidDaddy Burger Mart Trash Bag 13d ago
Can’t you read mister peels?? That’s clearly the gay super hero “Boi Frosty” he chills you with a glance and slays you as he walks away in one of 5 predetermined patters to insure optimal news coverage, and to cut you so you won’t get back up.
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u/MisterPeels 13d ago
Oh SHIT! Sorry Mr. Boi! I'll Suck you until Completion to show how sorry I am!
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u/GayVoidDaddy Burger Mart Trash Bag 13d ago
shrugs taking of pants it’s not the first time I’ve fucked a banana person, won’t be the last. But take that peel off your face, I wanna feel the goo.
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u/EchoTheWorld 13d ago
AGGHHHH IM COOOOOOMMMIIIINNNGGG
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u/Carbuyrator Adam Wilkens 13d ago
I mean he's sea life so that's reasonable. Also why do you have that image
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u/FluffyPancakes90 13d ago
Fishy
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u/MisterPeels 13d ago
Fishy is not an Emotion
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u/FluffyPancakes90 13d ago
But I can say it makes me feel fishy
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u/MisterPeels 13d ago
Are you a mermaid?
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u/FluffyPancakes90 13d ago
Are you assuming my species?
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u/MisterPeels 13d ago
No, i'm asking your species.
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u/FluffyPancakes90 13d ago
Oh, I thought it was a rhetorical asinine question since mermaids aren't real. Have you never heard someone say something feels fishy?
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u/rorinth 13d ago
Good thing marks Canadian, he can get that fish bonkertm
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u/JeremyR2008 Octoboss 13d ago
Is this a joke? Mark is Asian Caucasian. And lives in America
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u/rorinth 13d ago
The author had a son who always wore a shirt that said "canada" on it thinking it was funny so he had mark wear one too as an inside joke
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u/Ok_Explanation9732 13d ago
Like she's a monarch who long ago did away with outdated barbaric practices like forced marriage and has reached enlightened arena gladiatorial combat as an evolutionary and more civilized form of punishment to atone for regicidal actions.
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u/NiveaThePineappl 13d ago
Idk why but something about her reminds me of fairy godmother from Shrek 2
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