The Chinese Tianlong-3 Rocket Accidentally Launched During A Engine Test

[u/Harry_the_space_man]

A Chinese Rocket Exploded Today After It Accidentally Launched During A Static Fire Test.

Link: https://x.com/aj_fi/status/1807339807640518690?s=46&t=XQLIlKXE_nRmbO5OFOpZFw

[u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

Fission mailed.

[u/MotherBathroom666 → u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

Who ordered a sun?!?!?

[u/_thro_awa_ → u/MotherBathroom666]

The power of the sun ... in the palm of my hand!

[u/darkrai15 → u/_thro_awa_]

You'll get your sun when you fix this DAMN DOOR!

[u/driving_andflying → u/darkrai15]

"That wasn't cool."

[u/rock_n_rolla321 → u/driving_andflying]

Rocket is good boy, must be in some kind of trouble.

[u/dharh → u/_thro_awa_]

ow ow ow ow ow ow

[u/nighteeeeey → u/MotherBathroom666]

sun is fusion not fission. sorry.

[u/ThereminLiesTheRub → u/nighteeeeey]

Just return it to Amazon 

[u/Intelligent_Guard_17 → u/ThereminLiesTheRub]

Same day delivery?

[u/raseeleaamlover → u/MotherBathroom666]

I did. Did you check how old he is?

[u/abhigoswami18 → u/raseeleaamlover]

Mission unaccomplished Successfully

[u/glutinfurnace → u/MotherBathroom666]

Wrong, the sun ordered some fusion food.

[u/treehobbit → u/MotherBathroom666]

Well they got the order wrong in that case, wanted the sun but instead got a bunch of stupid uranium

[u/d88b9 → u/MotherBathroom666]

Japan probably. The sun on their flag needed a replacement

[u/camperw → u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

"Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!"

[u/Erroangelos → u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

I need scissors

[u/Mountain-Guava2877 → u/Erroangelos]

61!

[u/JakToTheReddit → u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

I need scissors!

[u/Surprisingly_Decent → u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

Snaaaaaaaaaaake!

[u/murkycocacola → u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

We’ll get em next time

[u/CosmicCarcharodon → u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

Failed mail order....

[u/Puzzled_Pay_6603 → u/MySpiritAnimalSloth]

Dumb fuck that was filming it failed too