r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

Steven Jay Russell, former executive employee, after being fired he became a forger and fraudster in the 90s, known for escaping from prison 4 times, one of them being a maximum security prison, he was currently sentenced to 144 years in prison, isolation and an hour a day to shower and exercise

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u/flyingsponge14 2d ago

The fuck is this title?

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u/paragon-interrupt 2d ago

"former executive employee" from where? Lol

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u/jawbreakerzs 2d ago

Executive Business incorporation limited

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u/iamsavsavage 2d ago

Thank goodness Vincent Adultman didn’t get caught up in the scandal.

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u/ForneauCosmique 2d ago

"Currently was in prison"

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u/Skottimusen 2d ago

"was currently"

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u/SideEqual 2d ago

Me: Checks LinkedIn, ‘yup, that’s him. Still don’t know what he does’.

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u/JailedWhore 2d ago edited 1d ago

I like how they used the word executive and employee at the same time. They kinda cancel each other out lmao

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u/DanGleeballs 1d ago

No they don’t

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u/WallabyInTraining 1d ago

In the C-suite office factory obviously.

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u/cheeseygarlicbread 2d ago

Was currently

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u/_Apatosaurus_ 1d ago

It's a bot.

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u/JustDroppedByToSay 1d ago

Tasty word salad

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u/Embarrassed3266 2d ago

A severe punishment from those who felt totally outwitted by him

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u/1337coinvb 2d ago

In my country fleeing from prison does not extend or carry a sentence because the intrinsic wish of freedom is acknowledged

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u/balacio 2d ago

I love that you can’t sanction a yearning for freedom. Which country is it?

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u/1337coinvb 2d ago

Austria - but there are some European countries that have similar laws just like Germany aswell

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 2d ago

It's the same in Switzerland. But about his escapes, only the high levels are relevant. I mean, some lower levels of security, there you can just walk out. We have low level facilities, where the prisoners go to work in a regular job outside of the prison during the day and they just have to return in the evening.

But with my own experiences, both with isolation cell and solitary confinement, when you are an high- or max-level, it's usually impossible to get out without help from outside.

In our countries, even when you escape, the thing is you have to stay on the run for all the time and you with all the bureaucracy we have here, you can't do anything at all. Can't even rent a motel room, where you usually already need to identify yourself. The law enforcement is very effective.

The only people that make it, are usually from the Balkans, they have help from the family and they can hide somewhere in a rurale and remote area, maybe bribe the corrupt police in Serbia, Kosovo etc.

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u/nemojakonemoras 1d ago

Cos the Balkans, uh, find a way

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u/vilnius_be 1d ago

Same in Belgium.

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u/NoFrostingNo 2d ago

Sweden does the same.

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u/Schaumeister 2d ago

Germany afaik

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u/StiffWiggly 2d ago

I do think this is a good law, it’s a natural human desire not to be locked up. Note that you would still be sanctioned for any laws you break in the process of escaping (stealing keys, breaking stuff etc.).

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u/AwarenessNo4986 1d ago

But that principle can apply to so many illegal activities

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u/LonelyMechanic1994 1d ago

I believe even Mexico has it.

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u/ThinCrusts 2d ago

That's actually pretty cool.. I would imagine someone bored out of their mind trying to escape everyday just to pass time, worst case they'll be back in their cell by dinner time

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u/Heliflap 2d ago

While it's true, that you won't be punished for trying to flee, you will still be punished for any crimes you commit during your attempt. So you will still be punished for stealing keys or breaking doors in germany as far as i know.

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u/proteannomore 2d ago

“If you can escape this room and escape from the building without causing any damage, you are free!”

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u/LightlyStep 2d ago

I mean yeah.

Some incredibly lacks guard leaves the door unlocked and you walk out.

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u/2nduser 2d ago

Lax*

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u/no-stupid-questions 2d ago

You’re correct, but it sounds like the guard is also lacking

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u/dumpster_scuba 1d ago

Yeah, no, you'd still be on the run. When you're caught there will just not be additional charges for escaping itself.

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u/TurtleSandwich0 2d ago

Just today my country ruled that a person can be fined for sleeping. We live in different countries.

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u/amorphatist 2d ago

Damn, I was sleeping just earlier. How much do I owe in fines?

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u/ilovethissheet 2d ago

Fines??

Straight to jail!

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u/KarvanCevitamAardbei 2d ago

Stop resisting!

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u/Maker1357 2d ago

I mean, it's really the jailers fault for allowing the escape in the first place

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 2d ago

Looks like the penguin now

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u/Ok-Kale1787 2d ago

That’s kinda cool. What country are you from?

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u/DashyKalashy 2d ago

I would assume Germany

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u/DepresiSpaghetti 2d ago

Yeah, probs Germany. Recognizing human rights and whatnot.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 2d ago

How refreshing from Germany, lessons learned

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 2d ago

On the other hand our cells are so small that Germany prefers to pay a fine every year to the EU than to actually change the prison layout. Some of our prisons are from before WW1

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u/1337coinvb 2d ago

Also recognizing rehabilitation is more important than punishment

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u/NoTePierdas 2d ago

IIRC aren't you still charged for any crimes you committed while doing so? E.G. breaking a lock?

So, the driver is transporting you and the guards are looking the other way, you're good, legally, to run.

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u/1337coinvb 2d ago

Correct. You will still be held accountable for property damage, theft, kidnapping, etc.

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u/dumpster_scuba 1d ago

Yeah, that's pretty much it. If you have the opportunity to run, you will not be charged for taking it.

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u/Old-Library9827 1d ago

Besides, prison escapes create great stories

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u/Helmer-Bryd 2d ago

Same in Sweden ( men du kanske är svensk?)

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u/StaticGuarded 2d ago

Life imprisonment is insanely excessive for a nonviolent crime.

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u/Wise-Push-7133 2d ago

He spent 3 years in prison on the original crime and got paroled....then....repeated the crimes and then tried to escape and did.....multiple times.

If the dude just did his time.....for the actual crimes he committed he would have been out a long time ago

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 2d ago

We have an infamous prisoner in my country Switzerland, he got to prison for a robbery. Instead of showing good behavior, he did the exact opposite and constantly attacked both the staff and other inmates, so he was put in the hole. Even there, they needed a team with riot gear every time when they had to open his cell. For some time, they just fixed him on the bed.

If he just had cooperated, he'd have been out in around 2 years. But now, he's like there for more than 10 years - he was actually recently released for some time on parole and the very first thing he did was to beat someone, so he was arrested again and is back in the cell.

The parliament is even talking about changing laws and there's the "Sicherheitsverwahrung" (that's life in prison without possibility of parole for dangerous offenders) in the debate, he'll maybe get this.

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u/Squirmadillo 1d ago

Reminds me a bit of Charles Bronson ).

If you haven't seen the Tom Hardy film, it's in my top 25.

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u/StaticGuarded 2d ago

Yeah, I guess in this case it was more “Look, we all believe in rehabilitation but you clearly haven’t learned your lesson so it would be foolish of us to keep letting you go so you can continue victimizing others.”

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u/Wise-Push-7133 2d ago

He could have been out in literally 3 years....this is no one's fault but his own

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u/oooo0O0oooo 2d ago

…and the first three was his choice too. Bad choices all the way around with a terrible drive to follow through on the choice.

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u/2BrothersInaVan 2d ago

So, three years for what he did, and the rest because he tried to run?

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u/Wise-Push-7133 2d ago

He ran.....got a little more time. So, a normal person would learn and serve the time he did not.

Then he ran again and got a little more time and again didn't learn.

Then he ran again and got more time....then he ran a 4th time.

Things compound when you don't learn from your mistakes.

Sure, if he ran once and got out in 5 years, no one would bat an eye

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u/2BrothersInaVan 2d ago

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u/WorkFriendly00 2d ago

Thought that was going to be A Flock of Seagulls song

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u/nomamesgueyz 2d ago

144 years?!

Whats he living for?

Whats the motivation?

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u/EbolaYou2 1d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Jay_Russell

He’s been granted parole, he’s just waiting on a release date.

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u/nomamesgueyz 1d ago

Ah i see

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u/Wise-Push-7133 2d ago

Ok, then, after 3 years, when he was free....don't repeat the crime and get more time....and then while you get a couple more years, don't repeat the same crime 4 more times. Is it that complicated?

Sentences compound when you repeat the same thing you've already done about 6 times ....4 escapes and 2 of the original crime...

He didn't get 144 years off the bat. He was literally free on parole in 3 years. The title is rage bait when you look into the case

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u/nomamesgueyz 2d ago

Sure

Didnt answer the question

Whats the point of living in solitude for decades until he rots? No one to care for him, to be with him, cant do prison activities or programs i imagine....death sentence would be less painful

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u/PortiaKern 1d ago

I'm assuming he would have found a way to commit suicide if it was really that bad.

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u/Wise-Push-7133 2d ago

I literally answered your question multiple times. Lol

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u/lackofabettername123 1d ago

But he committed the most heinous of crimes, theft of money./s

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u/DankeSebVettel 2d ago

If he had stopped doing crime he wouldn’t go to jail. Maybe it’s a bad idea doing a crime and an even worse idea to try to escape

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u/Adventurous-Start874 2d ago

But he murdered their egos.

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u/not-bread 1d ago

He’s literally being tortured (solitary confinement) for the rest of his life despite not being at all a threat to society.

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u/2ingredientexplosion 2d ago

The punishment doesn't fit the crimes. Murderers have gotten less time. Yes he's a criminal but a he's also a non-violent one. He should've been reformed and given the chance to become an asset not destroyed, he clearly has a great mind just used it for crime.

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u/Hob_O_Rarison 2d ago edited 2d ago

99 years of his sentence were from his prison escapes.

He was also parolled last year and currently awaiting release according to wikipedia.

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u/Cayote 2d ago

That’s crazy, where I’m from the act of escaping is not punishable. Something about the human nature wanting to be free.

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u/MaxxDash 2d ago

Cops love playing Cops and Robbers as long as the Robbers don't get away.

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u/Reasonablefiction 2d ago

This makes so much sense to me. Like how are you going to punish the criminal because the prison couldn’t do their one job?

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u/overit_fornow 2d ago

But he stole things from rich people!! /s

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u/SkintElvis 2d ago

The USA does not have a restorative justice system. The aim is to punish.

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u/gerhardsymons 2d ago

Not even close. The aim of the justice-industrial complex is to make money.

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u/Dreadnought13 2d ago

Profit from revenge

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u/I_do_have_a_cat 2d ago

I might just not know enough about USA's incarceration complex, but how are they going to get money from incarcerating him? Is it because of free labor? But isn't he now completely isolated? How can they get money from him?

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u/prong_daddy 2d ago

The government pays subsidies in $/occupant/day, based on the capacity of the institution. They receive their funding this way. It's in their best interest to have full capacity or somewhere close in order to maximize income. There was a judge several years ago, I believe in Pennsylvania, that was sentencing minors to the maximum juvenile detention for everything they came in front of him for. It turned out that he owned part of a privately contracted detention facility that paid him directly for the incarcerated kids. This is only one of MANY flaws in the US criminal justice system.

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u/Not-Josh-Hart 2d ago

Private prisons are usually located in small towns in the middle of nowhere and often compete with Walmart to be that town’s largest employer.

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u/SkintElvis 2d ago

They profit from your incarceration. Imagine that for a second. It’s a business.

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u/Maktesh 2d ago

Private prisons also account for less than 8% within the US. Redditors love leaving that bit out.

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u/stffucubt 2d ago

Tbf we have no info as to why he is in solitary

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u/Witold4859 1d ago

We kinda do. If you escape from a maximum security prison then they put you in a super-max.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Jay_Russell.

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u/Frostvizen 2d ago

Use him to improve prison security!!!!

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u/DarkDugtrio 2d ago

Nope. Then no one will escape in the future and can’t use those people’s minds for good uses.

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u/Wise-Push-7133 2d ago

These comments are a joke. Do you people even look into what happened?

He served 3 years and was released on parole.....then went back to the same shit and got taken off parole... but he didn't like that and escaped multiple times.

He would have been free a decade ago if he had just served his time instead of being a career criminal.

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u/ObiMemeKenobi 2d ago

Of course they looked into what happened, they read the title

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u/Wise-Push-7133 2d ago

Lol facts

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u/naomi_homey89 2d ago

Never understood how sentences are dished out. The number of serious criminal offenses I see on here where people get slap-on-the-wrist sentencing is just completely out of hand 😔

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u/BluSn0 2d ago

I want to table the possibility that some minds are just too damn evil to be used. Let's say Lex Luthor type, lvl 9 intelegence with a heart geared for personal good.

This dude might be smart enough to play the system with some grand end goal. I do agree though, potential wasted.

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 2d ago

Maybe, but the dude is a complete sociopath and probably shouldn't be without supervision for the rest of his life. He would undoubtedly victimize someone else.

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u/AdWeekly2244 2d ago

Just let him out jeez. He earned it.

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u/Grouchy_Competition5 2d ago

Wikipedia said he was granted parole last year, but hasn’t yet been released

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u/Reasonablefiction 2d ago

A year later and he hasn’t been released? What’s he waiting for, he already knows the way out!

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u/TwilightGlow1 2d ago

I can't believe this guy escaped from prison four times! His life is like a movie script

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u/babyVSbear 2d ago

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic (no /s) but the movie I Love You, Phillip Morris is his life story.

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u/100LittleButterflies 2d ago

Did he steal from people or from those bastards who steal daily, just legally?

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 2d ago

I think it'd be hard to get any a-list leading men to play him or his boyfriend though.

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u/NotEnoughIsTooMuch 2d ago

He was played by Jim Carrey and his boyfriend was played by Ewan MacGregor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_You_Phillip_Morris?wprov=sfla1

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 2d ago

Thatsthejoke.txt

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u/NotEnoughIsTooMuch 2d ago

Whoosh, sorry.

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u/Grouchy_Competition5 2d ago

“Whoosh?” That sounds like the sound something makes when it flies over my head!

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u/BigEnergyEngineer 2d ago

I’m not saying it wasn’t a good, famous movie…

But not enough people know it for that joke to land like you were hoping.

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u/Tirus_ 2d ago

It's the only mention of the movie in any comments.

Im willing to believe most people don't know Jim Carrey played him in a movie.

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u/Cbnolan 2d ago

Well… He’s no Neal Caffrey.

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u/100LittleButterflies 2d ago

Not everyone can be Neal Caffrey.

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u/DJFrankyFrank 2d ago

He needs the hat, then he's halfway there

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u/SkintElvis 2d ago

He was granted Parole in 2023 and is currently awaiting a release date

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u/IgamOg 2d ago

That's next level torture. "You're free, but we're not letting you out."

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u/Gorsoon 2d ago

23 hours a day 365 days a year for the rest of your life stuck in a tiny cell all by yourself, the US can be a sadistic place.

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u/WayneKrane 2d ago

He tricked rich people out of money, they throw away the key when you do that

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u/Coolio_Jones90 2d ago

Everyone saying stuff like this but forgery isn’t exactly “tricking” someone. You’re just straight up lying and stealing. Tricking rich people would be more like convincing them to invest in a mostly phony pump and dump scheme.

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u/Witold4859 1d ago

The Black Dolphin Prison is Russia is like that too, but at least they save that one for real whack jobs.

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u/Comfortable_View_113 2d ago

Looks like Lex Luthor from the Smallville show in the first pic

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u/csking77 2d ago

So 144 years, for what? Fraud? All day lockdown and isolation, most of the world refers to that as torture

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u/Witold4859 1d ago

It's 45 years for fraud and 99 years for the four escapes.

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u/Pesty__Magician 2d ago

His wiki article says he’s been paroled. 

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u/nomamesgueyz 2d ago

Interesting

144years is a long time

That kind of isolation will make anyone go crazy

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u/Andreas1120 2d ago

Which is actually torture, but US didn't sign that treaty either I guess

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u/DanteTrd 2d ago

"...was currently...". TF? Is he a time traveler between past and current tense?

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u/OzymandiasTheII 2d ago

144 years for forging and frauding? Who was he frauding, God himself? Oh because he was escaping. Oh no he's gonna go forge some more tax returns. Who fucking cares, the guy was non-violent? Justice isn't blind, she's a biased bitch.

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u/Competitive-Turnip40 2d ago

Yes,This is stupidest title ever on earth

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u/MinamimotoSho 2d ago

Isolation is cruel and unusual.

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u/Witold4859 1d ago

Not true. It may be cruel, but it is not unusual.

And Canada is no better. We put a person in solitary and left him there until he died of insanity.

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u/Your_Mom_Pegs_Me 1d ago

What do they hope to accomplish? They're just driving him insane with a punishment so cruel that even the puritan quakers outlawed it for fucks sake. There needs to be an immediate shift from punishment to rehabilitation

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u/Normal-Error-6343 2d ago edited 2d ago

Elmira system, most jails in WV use this method of incarceration. It is the most a human being can be incarcerated (strictest).

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u/Novel_Huckleberry435 2d ago

I’d rather die than live like that

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u/Tirus_ 2d ago

The movie is amazing though.

Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor.

[I love you Phillip Morris]

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u/throw123454321purple 2d ago

Holy smokes. That’s one hell of an age progression.

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u/Witold4859 1d ago

Solitary confinement does that.

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u/OPMajoradidas 2d ago

He went from Bill Burr to Danny devito

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u/outcome-unlikely 2d ago

If no one has mentioned it yet, a movie about Steven Jay Russell was made with Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor. It's titled, "I love you, Phillip Morris." An overlooked Jim Carey role.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1045772/

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u/disid 2d ago

Andy Dufresne crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile . . . and came out clean on the other side.

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u/OGTomatoCultivator 2d ago

Cruel and unusual. I would pardon him.

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u/Witold4859 1d ago

Cruel, yes. But unfortunately not unusual.

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u/Darkened_Auras 2d ago

I wanna know what AI had a stroke to write this title

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u/theBigDaddio 1d ago

He was never an executive, he had been scamming his entire life.

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u/keonni65bc 2d ago

Don't steal. The governments hate the competition. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

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u/Bizzarxdj 2d ago

If you escape prison you shouldn’t get extra jail time should get lesser jail time and an offer of a job to bolster the defences at a prison..

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u/ruhtheroh 2d ago

Aka con man. He was granted parole a year ago. (Wikipedia)

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u/Meanteenbirder 2d ago

One escape had him elaborately fake illness and once he was out, he faked his own death lol

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u/MenacingGummy 2d ago

I was not prepared for that jump scare

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u/I_Zeig_I 2d ago

Yikes that wasn't a glow up. Looks like one of those hairless guys in Dune.

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u/Geebeeskee 2d ago

Watch “I Love You, Phillip Morris”. It’s based on this and is, imo, Jim Carrey’s best role that nobody has ever heard of.

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u/PhD_In_Struttin 2d ago

American rehabilitation at its finest, baby!

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u/New_Entrepreneur_244 2d ago

He should run for president.

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u/Craypig 2d ago

Why is this allowed... as in, this type of punishment. Like ok, he did some shit, but what kind of sick sociopath thinks it's OK keep people in that kind of existence?

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u/Sunchinethewerewolf 2d ago

He looks like doesn’t shower nor exercise in that hour.

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u/ItsRainingTrees 2d ago

To be fair, if I had one hour outside of isolation a day, those things wouldn’t really be high on my list of things to do.

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u/WayneKrane 2d ago

Right, who’s he trying to look and smell good for?

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u/ItsRainingTrees 2d ago

I mostly meant that I’d rather spend my time interacting with people and like walking around outside. You can exercise a bit in your cell, and showering is something I’d want to do, but not badly enough to sacrifice the only things that may keep you sane.

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u/JuJuJooie 2d ago

“Was currently?”

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u/life_lagom 2d ago

They gave him the magneto cell

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u/MechanicbyDay 2d ago

Time was not kind to him

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u/Mu1er 2d ago

He looks like Gru

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u/thecle667 2d ago

Après être allé voir cet dit prison , cela me semble pire que la mort

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u/daveythepirate 2d ago

EU is bigger than the us and has a larger population. Germany for example is half the size of Texas but has a population twice that of California

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u/oooo0O0oooo 2d ago

There’s your hot, rodent man ladies.

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u/linuxpriest 2d ago

And such crimes were never committed by anyone ever again because deterrence, right? /s

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u/Tilden_Katzz 2d ago

Phillip Morris go get your boy

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u/monkmullen 2d ago

Lookin good!👍

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u/Watcher_over_Water 2d ago

Live long isolation? 1 hour a day for shower and exercise? At that point give him the chair and stop torturing him

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u/strangerThink91 1d ago

Nahh that man is Viserys targaryen

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u/frisky024 1d ago

Dudes free...

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u/JosephHeitger 1d ago

He’s been granted parole but I don’t think he’s actually been released. Kinda fucked up how long paperwork can take

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u/lipmanz 1d ago

This is the Phillip Morris Jim Carey guy?

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u/Gary-Beau 1d ago

So what crime of violence did he commit? Just stole a bunch of money? Kill anyone?

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet 1d ago

He stole our hearts! And for that he will never be forgiven! runs down hallway crying

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u/LonelyMechanic1994 1d ago

i mean thats a bit excessive. Keep the years but atleast give him more than a hour.

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u/outdoorschillguy 1d ago

I love you Phil Morris

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u/VehaMeursault 1d ago

was currently

Okay John Titor.

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u/bgoodell90 1d ago

I know him personally. I worked in the TDCJ facility he was housed in. ( Polunsky Unit)We talked often about his stories- I told him I had seen his movie and how much I loved it. He’s a very kind and gentle soul. He had a ton of books in his cell- he was always reading and helping other inmates with their cases. Even in 23 hour a day lock up and only a few pods over from men on death row.

Honestly— he paid for his crimes years ago— Texas is just mad he got out. Last I heard, he was granted parole and is currently out.. I don’t know how he is now though if I ever get to see him on the outside in person— I’d give him a great big old hug.

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u/Queequegs_Harpoon 2d ago

r/titlegore

Learn how to use punctuation.

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