r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

The inventor of the automatic machine gun, Hiram Maxim, spent so much time test-firing his guns that he became profoundly deaf. His son Hiram Percy Maxim eventually invested the silencer, but too late to save his father's hearing. Image

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u/EllaVatorHumor 2d ago

His other inventions? A mousetrap, a curling iron, and a steam pump. Clearly, he was the original β€˜Jack of all trades, master of firepower.’ πŸ”

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u/BiffyleBif 2d ago

Too bad he didn't came up with earplugs

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u/NervousTanker 2d ago

What?

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u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch 2d ago

TOO BAD HE DIDN'T COME UP WITH EAR PLUGS!

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u/brefergerg 2d ago

JFC dude, that almost caught me in the eye.

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u/xCovertSniperx 2d ago

TOO BAD HE DIDNT COME UP WITH EAR PLUGS

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u/NervousTanker 2d ago

Blue blood didn't cum for dear pugs?

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u/AceBalloon3721 2d ago

Dear pugs πŸ₯΅

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u/LanceWolff04 2d ago

BEER PONGS?!

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u/xXroonilXx 2d ago
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u/Empathy404NotFound 1d ago

.-- / .... / .- / - / ..--..?

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u/Patthelatino 15h ago

Lana..!?

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u/random_user_7777 2d ago

He might not have heard about it

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u/WWWTT2_0 2d ago

I was going to make a similar comment. But i guess you can't kill someone by trying to help them ey?

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u/kowell2 2d ago

Seriously this guy had such a wild life. His work in electricity got him in a feud with Edison who then pretty much paid him to go to Europe and do something else and while there someone suggested that he should drop this electricity nonsens and that there was much more money to be made in finding a way for europeans to kill one another more efficiently, which he did.

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u/twilsonco 2d ago

What could go wrong commodifying death. It’s great business!

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u/Eric848448 2d ago

He was the original lord of war!

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u/ProvocatorGeneral 2d ago

It's not lord of war, it's "warlord."

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u/Eric848448 2d ago

Thank you I prefer my way.

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u/droppedurpockett 2d ago

Lord of War (2005) staring Nicolas Cage

I for sure think you meant what you meant.

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u/Eric848448 2d ago

You still have not brought me the gun of Rambo ΰ² _ΰ² 

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u/droppedurpockett 2d ago

There's one gun for every 12 people... how do we arm the other 11

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u/WayneKrane 2d ago

Tbf, the Europeans loved constantly going at it. I’m honestly surprised they haven’t had anything major since the last time they popped off

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u/RocketBabexo 2d ago

he must have really cherished his father

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u/Professional-Bite863 2d ago

Because we realized and documented the horror of total war. No sane person wants to be involved in another war like that, there is no honor or glory in modern trench warfare, it’s just hell on earth. People came back from those trenches shells of the people they once were

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u/ChartreuseBison 2d ago

lol nah, it's the nukes

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u/Professional-Bite863 3h ago

Not everything has one reason

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u/Illustrious-Life-356 2d ago

There wasn't any honor even when wars were made by men mutilating themselfs suffering slow painful deaths with knives and swords.

War before guns was just a bunch of ultras/hooligans beating each others without the police coming to stop them

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u/Ballabingballaboom 1d ago

Never heard of Putin, huh?

It's the nukes.

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u/TripleJeopardy3 2d ago

I'd have gone with, "Jack of all trades, master of gun."

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u/AdamRam1 2d ago

He made an amusement ride as well. There is one of them at Blackpool Pleasure Beach in the UK. It's a fun ride! It's called Maxim's Flying Machines

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u/youbiquitous1 2d ago

β€œHey Hiram, have you HEARD about the new silencer that your son has invented?! … oh wait…”

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u/sagewynn 2d ago

You could say he didn't Hiram coming.

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u/LeGuy_1286 2d ago

Punny.

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u/Baronvondorf21 2d ago

Thanks for the joke.

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u/prican74 2d ago

Pretty good but that's not how the name is pronounced

It's like high-rum

Source: it's my name

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u/IyellWhenImMad 2d ago

According to OP his son didn't invent the silencer, he invested it.

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u/Strict_Somewhere_148 2d ago

Hi sharks,

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u/SlashEssImplied 1d ago

... how many of you have wanted to play with your machine gun but it's just too darn loud? Well we have a solution for you....

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u/Ididnt-start-thefire 2d ago

holds hand up to his ear WHAT???!

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u/HonestAbe124 2d ago

More on Hiram Percy….

He created the American Radio Relay League (ARRL) in 1914 as a response to the lack of an organized group of "relay" stations to pass messages via amateur radio. Relaying messages allowed them to be sent farther than any single station's reach at the time. He originally had the amateur call signs SNY, 1WH, 1ZM, (after World War I) 1AW, and later W1AW, which is now the ARRL Headquarters club station call sign. His rotary spark-gap transmitter "Old Betsy" has a place of honor at the ARRL Headquarters. The ARRL presents an annual award named for Maxim to a radio amateur and ARRL member under the age of 21.[12]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiram_Percy_Maxim

Also any licensed radio amateur can operate under W1AW if you go to the ARRL HQ in Newington CT. I have twice and it’s a lot of fun.

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u/monotonousgangmember 2d ago

Nice, have a good field day?

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u/HonestAbe124 2d ago

It was a bit of a washout so not a huge turnout and propagation conditions were not ideal. I think one guy ended up going 24 hours straight.

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u/Just_Mumbling 2d ago

Nice summary, 73!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Imaginary-Tiger-1549 2d ago

Truly a world of Mice and Men

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u/MichiganRedWing 2d ago

Dude looks like Lawrence Stroll.

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u/AggressiveCormorant 2d ago

Yeah but this guy's son actually did something worth a shit.

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u/MichiganRedWing 2d ago

...... BURNNNNNN

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u/TheKlungeReturns 2d ago

Oh fuck that's good hahaha

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u/SpaceInMyBrain 2d ago edited 2d ago

A silencer would may not have saved Hiram's hearing. One would might wear out in a minute quickly at the rate a machine gun fires. Also, subsonic ammo has to be is usually used - part of a gun's noise is the bullet breaking the sound barrier. Subsonic ammo would severely reduce the range of a Maxim gun.

Please note that these are now called suppressors - they suppress the noise, they don't silence it. Almost all Most suppressors are on pistols, with some on submachine guns & carbines. On the latter they're meant to be used single shot.

Edit: Edited as you can see, I wrote too quickly, off the top of my head. See u/mad-scientist9 reply below for good info.

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u/mad-scientist9 2d ago

I make machine gun suppressors. That will not be hurt by running full auto. Even with supersonic ammo they will reduce hearing damage drastically. Even our titanium rifle suppressors can withstand intermittent full auto, (m4 suppressive fire) with no damage. Source: Me class7/sot, gunsmith

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u/SpaceInMyBrain 2d ago

I assumed Maxim the younger used the washer design which would wear out but just properly looked and it was designed for rifles and used a method of redirecting gases. I knew there were some M4 suppressors, etc, but didn't want to get deep into it in this general purpose sub. My bad. I'm tempted to delete my comment but then your info would be lost.

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u/Upstairs-Yak3658 2d ago

Yeah but you’re more right than him because his source is his present knowledge of suppressor technology. A hundred years ago the technology would have been in its infancy and wholly would have melted like fuck if on full auto and worn out. Not to knock on anyone but a source isn’t a source if you’re 100 years into the future talking about present technology that wasn’t available then. Could we really have sourced a machined integrated baffle titanium suppressor back then? No.

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u/mad-scientist9 2d ago

I was referring to the present. But the early suppressors were made of steel. They could take higher tempatures, at the cost of being much heavier than those of today. And Maxim made a few machine gun silencers. Up to 20mm if I remember right. Been a few years since I went down that rabbit hole. He made them for world War 2. After the gca of 1934 he couldn't sell to civilians anymore. They closed right after the war. I can not remember if it was Remington or another company producing them for him.

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u/MikhailxReign 19h ago

They were called a silencer on the original patent. That's good enough for me. Silence/suppressor is just semantics.

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u/mystonedalt 2d ago

What was profound about his deafness?

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u/Alien-Element 2d ago

The intensity/quality of it, which the word profound describes.

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u/ALUCARDHELLSINS 2d ago

He was extra deaf?

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u/Alien-Element 2d ago edited 2d ago

There are levels to deafness, just like blindness.

He was super deaf.

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u/EatTheMcDucks 2d ago

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u/davanda 1d ago

It does sound redundant but you can have subtotal hearing loss where sound is muffled and interferes with communication to the degree that the person is functionally deaf. Then, there is total absence of sound perception.

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u/TheHoboRoadshow 2d ago

Did Hiram Percy Maxim build the silencer in a cave out of scraps?

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u/jepvr 2d ago

No, there was another guy who was making it and he gave him the money.

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u/Capt_Toasty 2d ago

This feels like a potential sketch for a comedy show.

"Father! I've invented something to make guns quieter!"

"What?"

"I said... look!"

*Demonstrates machine firing quieter*

"Son why have you put this ugly extension on the barrel?"

"It makes it quieter! Can't you hear ... oh."

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u/phaser- 2d ago

What a pair of swell guys.

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u/Willing-Sprinkles-17 2d ago

Interesting, but even with a suppressor, you'll still probably want to wear ear protection, especially if it's an automatic weapon.

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u/Boromirin 2d ago

You could argue that the first machine gun was the puckle gun, though it was more of a repeating rifle. Never knew his son invented the suppressor though.

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u/Work_In_ProgressX 2d ago

Remember, round humane bullets for christians, square ones for turks

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u/Azzy8007 2d ago

I guess earplugs never occurred to either of them.

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u/fireaza 1d ago

If only there had been some other way! Like, perhaps, some kind of device that could be worn that covers up or otherwise obstructs your ear cannel. Ah, if only!

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u/Leonos 2d ago

Invested?

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u/psyclopsus 2d ago

Obvious autocorrect typo

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u/Ok-Pipe859 2d ago

Invested?

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u/SpecialNeedsBurrito 2d ago

You would think firearms have been around long enough before then that people understood they would damage your hearing. Maybe he just didn't want to hear all the haters

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u/droppedurpockett 2d ago

He secretly had a fear of the sound of gunshots. He took away his own fear. That's why they call him Four.

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u/MikhailxReign 19h ago

Before then you didn't shoot more then once in a minute.

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u/SpecialNeedsBurrito 15h ago

Not at all true learn history

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u/MikhailxReign 15h ago

Ooh sorry. You might get 4 shots off in a mad minute. Definately comparable to 600 rounds a minute. /s

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u/SpecialNeedsBurrito 14h ago

They had gatling guns and bolt action rifles. Maxim is credited with developing the first fully automatic machine gun. They still had hand crank machine guns before that. And you can shoot at minimum one round per second if you are competent with a bolt action rifle

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u/MikhailxReign 14h ago

Oh yeah I forgot how common crank guns were at the time! Everyone would had encountered one!

And even if you blistering rate of one round a second (press X to doubt) that's still an entire order of magnitude lower then 600 a minute.

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u/longest_day 2d ago

WHAT?!?!?

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u/Guitarist_Andrea 2d ago

Too bad he lost his "investment"

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u/Old_Establishment978 2d ago

On behalf of every (war) criminal, thank you.

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u/Mystjuph 2d ago

Undeniable proof that the mother of invention is necessity..

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u/Bevbutchy 2d ago

Is that Begbie?

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u/gerhardsymons 2d ago

Son about to glass some lass in a Scottish pub and start a riot.

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u/yMONSTERMUNCHy 2d ago

Should have invented the ear defenders first

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u/ccknboltrtre01 2d ago

How is it we created so much of this amazing technology but never thought to stick some cotton in our ears to stop loud noises from happening

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u/Work_In_ProgressX 2d ago

Crazy tho think that some of these are being used in the Russo-Ukranian war as of now.

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u/schoonasaurus 2d ago

"too late to save his father's' hearing"... or you know, just wear ear muffs??

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u/TheDixonCider420420 2d ago

I didn’t realize Robert Downey Jr was that old.

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u/Vicious_and_Vain 2d ago

Or that Brian Cox was his father

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u/Putrid_Culture_9289 2d ago

Invented and invested are two very different words.

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u/SlashEssImplied 1d ago

Bruh, do you even ear pro dude!

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u/CrazyHopiPlant 1d ago

Invested or INVENTED??

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u/Phantum3oh9 2d ago

Suppressor. No where near as silent as in the movies, like Hollywood/government wants you to think.

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u/griffball2k18 2d ago

They don't silence the gunshot, but HP Maxim did call it a "Silencer" on his patent

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u/GooniestMcGoon 2d ago

silencer, suppressor, your face, my ass, it’s all the same

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u/Male-Wood-duck 2d ago

The term is suppressor, not silencer.

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u/GooniestMcGoon 2d ago

not according to the original patent it’s not

do you actually own one or are you just being a pedant for fun?

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u/BitchTitsRecords 2d ago

The invention was called a silencer. By the inventor.

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u/According_Weekend786 2d ago

welp, its still better than nothing for those times

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u/Open-Oil-144 2d ago

Bro had to make it sound like a conspiracy lol

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u/Phantum3oh9 2d ago

Lol no conspiracy. They just want the public to believe suppressors are dangerous by making them think you can go around taking people like your in a video game lol. Then they get to extort an extra $200 from you just because you want to protect your hearing. Same thing with short barrel rifles. Fear is the most effective form of control.

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u/wackocoal 2d ago

here we go again....
 

it does not really matter, the early days it was named "silencer".
 

Here, let me give you another example: Fender's Stratocaster names its innovative moving bridge as "tremolo bridge".
 

But, formally trained musicians knows that "tremolo" implies a change in volume; what the moving bridge does is changing pitch; so the correct term should be "vibrato";

But, we still called that bridge design "tremolo" or "trem" bridge to this day because that's what Fender calls it, and players understand what the bridge looks and function when someone asks for a "tremolo bridge".

So, stop it with the "acutally, it ish a suppressor", and let people call it silencer.
or what i prefer, muzzle moderator.

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u/MikhailxReign 19h ago

Patent says silencer. That's what it's called.

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u/lespaulstrat2 2d ago

What is 'profoundly deaf'?

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u/thatsnotideal1 2d ago

It means complete hearing loss, unable to hear at all. Many people have varying levels of hearing impairment but can still detect some (or many) sounds

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u/lespaulstrat2 2d ago

Never heard it put that way, I always heard it as total hearing loss TIL.

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u/ParadoxicalEnigma92 2d ago

Same for blindness. It’s rare for a person to be 100% blind. Most still can see light and blobs/silhouettes but will still be classified as legally blind.

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u/BitchTitsRecords 2d ago

Yeah, the person who invented it didn't know the name of his own invention.

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u/pumpup_the_OH 2d ago

Knew there had to be at least one πŸ˜‚

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u/Ididnt-start-thefire 2d ago

The first rule about deaf club is not new nalk abou neff cluh.

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u/hung4hung16 2d ago

Fuck each one of these guys.

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u/krokadog 2d ago

Small karma for inventing a weapon that’s killed so many

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u/Prestigious-Toe8622 2d ago

I would say it’s a pity but given the uses the Maxim gun was put to, deafness feels like too small a price when cancer was an option

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u/ParticularProfile795 2d ago

These mofos definitely killed someone at some point.