You’re Weak. You’re out of control and you become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else

[u/legreapcreep]

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[u/TheGeneBelcher]

Some people are so far behind in the polls they actually believe they are leading

[u/tribunabessica → u/TheGeneBelcher]

It's just a stutter step

[u/Aloroto → u/tribunabessica]

What’s he gonna do gum the guy to death?

[u/Subsandwich99]

I came into the west wing one morning, and you had your head floating in a bucket of ice cream, disgusting..

[u/TankBoys32 → u/Subsandwich99]

I told you I had da flu!

[u/Local_Objective_9061 → u/Subsandwich99]

I’ve said my piece Chrissy!

[u/YukioHattori]

"You and Barack...you ran the white house."

"Huh...that's nice."

[u/mehFUMF]

Crazy like a fox, my little nephew

[u/BadCowboysFan]

All you gotta do is act oobatz!

You ever think he’s not actin’?

[u/15dynafxdb → u/BadCowboysFan]

Fuckin fodder for geriatricians now?!

[u/blazinrumraisin]

Why am I on there?

[u/RussellVolckman → u/blazinrumraisin]

It’s a prgrum

[u/Ex23]

you were mumbling non-stop for 90 minutes, nothing but gibberish

[u/CrucifixAbortion → u/Ex23]

You sniff that girl?

[u/bvalli → u/Ex23]

You win. Perfect application.

[u/kassus-deschain138]

Tone, you give this guy a golf club...

[u/JL6462448 → u/kassus-deschain138]

He had a handicap of 6. It’s been teshted.

[u/ihatepizza1998]

How is he? He’s knuckle head smith, that’s how he is.

[u/AidsUnderwear]

I had a bananer in there

[u/stevesax5]

These demented old bats can’t READ FAH DAVID.

[u/Lanky_Audience_4848]

Another toothpick

[u/userrrr42069 → u/Lanky_Audience_4848]

93 pounds when he did the debate, Carm’s mom was saying

[u/hiplikebrando]

You have no idea who I am, do you?

[u/Inside_Pudding1415 → u/hiplikebrando]

We used to play golf…

[u/Wise_Creme_2818]

My estimation of Joseph Biden as a man, just fuckin plummeted

[u/MysonOfChenae]

fackin demented if ya ask me

[u/Jifeeb]

Poor Ercole. How they mocked him.

[u/bryanc1036]

He's 81 for christ sake! He's just a kid!!

[u/bluspy88]

The debate was like an ad for memory loss pills: before and wayyy before

[u/TheKylMan]

Don't they have some medicine they are supposed to take, these assholes?

[u/Suspicious-Spare1179]

Thats the BOSS you’re talking about!!!

[u/BoldAsAnAxis]

Seriously Donny, YOU wanna talk about fucking up?!

[u/Caydes-Memory → u/BoldAsAnAxis]

Watch it Joey 🤟

[u/BoldAsAnAxis → u/Caydes-Memory]

What, I thought we were being honest here. Fucking every porn star when you’ve got a wife and kids at home. Remember these past years, you and the Russian guy? The way you fucking eat McDonalds, you’re gonna have a heart attack by the time you’re 80!

[u/bvalli → u/BoldAsAnAxis]

That what they teach you over there at Liberal University?

[u/Django_Fandango → u/bvalli]

Didn't you almost drown in 3 inches of water?

[u/Caydes-Memory → u/BoldAsAnAxis]

You’re talking to da BOSS here!

[u/Watt1970]

How many White Castles you...huh...here...my cat's name is Mittens!

[u/Ragnatear]

He and my dad ran all of north jersey

[u/80burritospersecond]

We suffered under the yoke of that president for YEARS!

[u/ThisOnesforYouMorph]

He was gay, Joe Biden?

[u/SteffanSpondulineux → u/ThisOnesforYouMorph]

Nobody's got aides!!

[u/ObedientFriend1 → u/SteffanSpondulineux]

Legitimately funny.

[u/gopackgo52392]

His coach turned into a pumpkin

[u/SnuffCatch]

6 handicap? He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[u/Django_Fandango]

"maybe you should just wipe your ass with your debate notes, then they'll know you're a whackjob"

[u/Cheel_AU]

So what no fuckin abortions now?

[u/jimmy1985s]

I wouldn’t give him that golf club T he might try to fuck it!

[u/Direwolfofthemoors]

Still voting for Joe. Trump lied about everything he said.

[u/Icefrog1]

Old Man Parisi knew how to split his enemies.

[u/MrWondrerful]

Biden tells me to take a crap on da deck of da Queen Mary, an hour later dey're hosin it down wit disinfectant

[u/lsd418]

WHAT IS THIS PERSON TALKING ABOUT!

[u/Cartman9]

‘We finally beat Medicare’, listen to you, you sound DEMENTED

[u/BobMcGeorge]

Oof madone. He pisses in a bag now? Jesus Christ fucking kill me now.

[u/Johnny_Roselli]

Chrissy, he's fucked up!

[u/Johnny_Roselli]

MAGA 2024!!!

[u/Django_Fandango → u/Johnny_Roselli]

fuckin nauseating

[u/Gunt_Buttman → u/Johnny_Roselli]

Barf

[u/Johnny_Roselli → u/Johnny_Roselli]

You guys are right! Let's have open borders, high taxes, and an administration that cares more about lgtbqrsthvwxtzs and DEI than hard working American families! That's a great idea!

[u/ObedientFriend1 → u/Johnny_Roselli]

Still goin, this asshole….