r/CharlotteHornets 3d ago

With the addition of Josh Green, the Hornets might have the greatest collection of generic-ass names on one team in NBA history Shitpost

Miles Bridges, Josh Green, Reggie Jackson, Cody Martin, Brandon Miller, Nick Richards, Nick Smith, Grant Williams, and Mark Williams are all currently on our roster. We have a generic name super team right now.

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u/NotManyBuses 3d ago

Tidjane Salaun was needed to spice it up

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u/a_moniker 3d ago

Losing JT Thor’s name hit hard.

Tidjan, LaMelo, Micic, and Poku are carrying hard!

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u/Giddf 3d ago

LaMelo Ball

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u/Purple1829 3d ago

If a man with a name like Steve Smith can become a legend, I’m all about that generic name style

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u/CharlotteHornetSicko 3d ago

“Joe Montana” sounds like a made up name for a poker player

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u/almondsandrice69 2d ago

“Michael Jordan”

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u/Isguros 3d ago

Cody Martin is 1 of the (soon to be) only 3 players in NBA history with the name Cody. You can't really get less generic than that.

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u/Panther_Pilot 3d ago

And we’ve had two of em. Lucky us.

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u/McSqueezy69 3d ago

Eric Collins loves talking about that.

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u/TrustInRoy 8h ago

Leaky Black is the only Leaky.

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u/watevauwant 3d ago

We gotta trade Leaky Black asap and bring in Jeff Green

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u/Licit_x64 3d ago

Can’t trade free throw line legend Leaky Black

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u/buzzcity222 19h ago

I. LOVE. LEAKY!

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u/rticcoolerfan 3d ago

Miles bridges certainly doesn't fit here

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u/robsbob18 3d ago

Now we need a Nick Williams to bridge the gap and create fantastic starting 5 of Nick Smith, Nick Richards, Nick Williams, Mark Williams and Grant Williams

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u/pcloadletter2742 2d ago

Miles Bridges bridges the gap.

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u/hubbamumbo 3d ago

Looks like the Hornets are assembling the All-John-Doe squad!

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u/Deathcab4QB 3d ago

Why the hell is Miles on this list?

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u/Thoughtprovokerjoker 3d ago

Very boring and bland.

Fits us nicely

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u/ripkin05 3d ago

its not on the level of the orioles generic white boys but its getting there

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u/Wolf_of_Walmart 2d ago

Gunnar Henderson though

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u/buzzcitybonehead 3d ago

Even our coach fits the bill

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u/clee5989 2d ago

Tidjane Salaun

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u/TrustInRoy 8h ago

Leaky Black isn't generic