r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ | Mod 2d ago

Oh, so that's what I was doing wrong

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u/Dsnder7 2d ago

Where the black jobs at?

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u/bootyhunter69420 2d ago

Asking about relationship dynamics on twitter

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u/Savagevandal85 2d ago

I think all women should pay 90% of the bills since the man brings all the masculine energy to the relationship!! Did I do it right ? Am I hired ? Or at least viral ?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 2d ago

Already been studied, its called being a hobosexual. 

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u/DGVega93 2d ago

Podcasting

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u/DuckCleaning 2d ago

Blackmarket

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u/liquifiedtubaplayer 2d ago

Conservative pundit/influencer

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u/TypicalHaikuResponse 1d ago

Monster with a hard R

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u/BaronAleksei ☑️ 1d ago

Recruitment drives for 20v1

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u/Dsnder7 1d ago

Drake was putting out jobs in the black community wasn’t he

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u/DGVega93 2d ago

Yall got the link to the black indeed?

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u/AsteroidMike 2d ago

Or the BlackLinkedIn?

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u/qwest357 ☑️ 2d ago

BlinkedIn

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u/DidntDiddydoit 2d ago

🅱️LinkedIn

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u/DescriptionNo9626 2d ago

Blackedin

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u/Arponare 2d ago

Sounds like a porno website.

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u/ApathyMoose 2d ago

No, your thing X. Or elon's livestreaming video platform that goes with X , XVideos. Or where you go to see the cute pet pictures on his platform, XHampster

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u/Dafuknboognish ☑️ 2d ago

LincolnedIN

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u/gottagetitgood 2d ago

If you search that it comes up as getyoassajob.com

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u/No-Elderberry6534 2d ago

I thought it was fosho?

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u/dvasquez93 ☑️ 2d ago

It’s called Indubitably

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u/montroller 2d ago

You have to submit a picture of your hand with your username written down and timestamped. If you aren't black you can get in by donating

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u/Not_Larfy ☑️ 2d ago

"Mhmmm"

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u/Chevaliernoir999 2d ago

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u/SimonPho3nix 2d ago

Lol don't forget taking care of neglectful yt folks' kids. That's more a kind of time-honored position than a job, though, right?

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u/Fluid_Measurement963 2d ago

Need to update that resume now

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u/MuscleWarlock 2d ago

I have this job for a 3months. Took me 9 months to find a black job man

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u/dizFool 2d ago

Selling Crack was a “Black Job” until they came over here and Took ’R’ jobs… now things are all Meth up s/

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u/btswme 2d ago

Drake's new job after retiring from rap, let him be

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u/Jhon_doe_smokes 2d ago

Bruh we some funny ass people man. I can’t with yall 😂

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u/JSNHZL 2d ago

That Drake/Yachty gif will never get old.

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u/RobTheThrone 2d ago

Can anyone please explain to me where this recent meme about black jobs came from?

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 2d ago

The presidential debate last night. They talked a lot about Black unemployment, and so of course one of the candidates bragged about creating 'black jobs.'

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u/RobTheThrone 2d ago

This has been going since before last night though. I'm guessing they said it previously in a speech too. Was it the red or the blue one?

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u/mostdope28 2d ago

All trump wanted to talk about was illegal immigrants murdeing people but at one point he said they’re taking all the “black jobs”

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u/iAmSeriusBlack ☑️ 1d ago

I missed that memo…

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u/Dry-Performance-3226 1d ago

Anyone know where I can get one these black jobs when my current IT contract ends in September

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u/1000cutsintheflesh 2d ago

no drake

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u/BaconJets 2d ago

We hate Drake but the gif is still funny, c'mon man.

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