Jj reddick, reference

[u/Direct-Sail-6141]

Everybody knows about duke white ballers by now.

[u/HereGoesNothing69]

A friend of mine once sent me a link to a reddit comment he'd made about Tiger Woods being an asshole to him and then stiffing him on the tip. I've known this dude his entire adult life so I pointed out he's never worked in the service industry and that it's the first time in like 15 years he mentions meeting Tiger Woods. Dude tells me his story's made up but probably happened to someone else, so he wasn't telling lies, he was telling somebody else's truths. If the accusation is on the internet and the person making it ain't famous enough to not gain shit from lying, I'm not buying it. Fuck JJ Redick tho, but that got nothing to do with this.

[u/KingOfTheCouch13 → u/HereGoesNothing69]

Ya boy is pathetic

[u/CitizenCue → u/KingOfTheCouch13]

Making up lies is already crazy behavior, but bragging about it to people who know the truth is another level.

[u/Petal2daMetalll → u/HereGoesNothing69]

Telling someone else’s truths is crazy 😂😂😂 ima try that with my girl

[u/impliedhearer → u/Petal2daMetalll]

someone else's "probably" truths lmao that's some shit

[u/ThePlumThief → u/Petal2daMetalll]

"Somebody somehwere was definitely just chilling with the boys last night, i'm trying to open your mind to new possibilities and expand your worldview"

[u/PlasticPandaMan → u/Petal2daMetalll]

"I didnt fuck that girl, thats not a lie, im just telling some random dude in a different countries truth!"

[u/Petal2daMetalll → u/PlasticPandaMan]

Shit bruh she’d be waiting for the sheriff with a smile on her face on some id do it again shit 🥷😂

[u/PlasticPandaMan → u/Petal2daMetalll]

Hopefully the cops dont believe, theyll never find a motive to pin her

[u/goldplatedsex → u/[deleted]]

Ain’t no way he was only having one drink 😂😂

[u/Askymojo → u/goldplatedsex]

When he goes out, he hits 18 different watering holes.

[u/Fuck_auto_tabs → u/goldplatedsex]

[u/NapTimeFapTime → u/goldplatedsex]

One drink, a pain killer, and a muscle relaxer. Only one drink tho.

[u/bucsheels2424 → u/goldplatedsex]

He had a Justin Timberlake sized “one drink”

[u/currently_pooping_rn → u/[deleted]]

Lol yeah tiger would shop in the grocery store I used to work at and he would stop and chat us up and give us a good tip, kinda messed up what he did with that bicycle though

[u/Arjun_311 → u/HereGoesNothing69]

Tellin someone else’s truths😭😭😭😭😭😭. Either ur friend is the funniest mf on the planet or he straight up retarded

[u/Final_Candidate_7603 → u/HereGoesNothing69]

On an anonymous Reddit post? If he was hoping to gain karma from lying, that’s just… sad.

[u/KageStar → u/Final_Candidate_7603]

If he was hoping to gain karma from lying, that’s just… sad.

First time on reddit?

[u/French_Taylor → u/HereGoesNothing69]

Reddit in a fucking nutshell lmfao

[u/PaulieWalnuts2023 → u/HereGoesNothing69]

Oh I agree, fuck redick!