r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 9d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Iriss21 9d ago

5,000 yachts!! Then I would try and sell 4,999 of them

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u/KatzDeli 9d ago

As a former boat owner, trust me, sell all 5000.

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u/chapl66 9d ago

Is it true the happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys and the day he sells it?

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u/Riluke 9d ago

My father-in-law used to say it's not the day you sell it, it's the day it sinks. Because insurance is the only way you're getting any money for it.

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u/drmojo90210 9d ago

It's also oddly cathartic knowing that the boat can't punish some other poor bastard. My family has owned a series of boats over the past 30 years. Whenever you sell a boat, the sense of relief you feel is tempered by the guilt you feel for the buyer who is inheriting all those problems. Good luck, buddy. You're gonna need it.

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u/Bob_12_Pack 8d ago

LOL this is so true.