r/AskReddit 9d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Humble-Ad-7170 9d ago edited 8d ago

Yesterdays. I wish I can get back 5,000 days of my life

Edit: Holy shit!! This comment went crazy!!! Thank you guys for all the positive responses. And to the people who berated and hated. I hope you find peace lol jeez

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u/Addendum709 9d ago

Fun fact: 5000 days ago will take you back to October 17, 2010

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u/BaronsDad 9d ago

Nvidia, Tesla, Broadcom, Netflix, Dominos, United Rentals, bitcoin...

MegaMillions Tuesday, March 27, 2012: 9 19 34 44 51 (24)

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u/no-signal 9d ago

Bitcoin was 10 cent. Buy $2000 worth and start dumping slowly every year. You will have way more than 100m in 2024.

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u/imllikesaelp 8d ago

I remember when I figured out how to buy one online, but then realized it was over $100 and didn’t want to waste that much money in case it vanished.

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u/eatmygonks 8d ago

Yup, still hurts

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u/SleepTrades 8d ago

Don’t dwell on it lol. Some of us weren’t even born yet to trade it 😭 or too younger

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u/oldentimer 8d ago

Oh great so now I'm dumb AND old

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u/SleepTrades 8d ago

Ur username checks out 🤣 it’s ok tho ur lucky to be old, nowadays some of us youngsters don’t even live to see that happen :/ one can only wish to reach old age

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u/oldentimer 8d ago

Oh great so now I'm dumb AND old AND depressed for my children's future

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u/Vegetable-Ad1118 8d ago

Buddy is doing you no favors lol

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u/Khamet1 8d ago

Hey atleast your lucky you ol dog

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