I won a "6 month supply of yogurt" in a raffle and was afraid they would ship a pallet of tubs. Luckily I got a pile of coupons for free quart containers that I could redeem slowly.
On the one hand, it's good that you didn't just have a pallet of yogurt in your living room. On the other hand, you missed your chance to take a bath in yogurt!
My dad was on jeopardy back when they gave contestants promotional prizes. They sent it all at once. Have you ever tried to fit a year’s supply of honey, rice-a-roni, and ricola into a New York City apartment?
I swear Ricola is the miracle cure that actually works. Cold? It works. Allergies? It works. A coughing fit? Yup. Resurrecting the dead to form a labor union of undead? 100%.
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u/thishasntbeeneasy 5d ago
I won a "6 month supply of yogurt" in a raffle and was afraid they would ship a pallet of tubs. Luckily I got a pile of coupons for free quart containers that I could redeem slowly.