r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/MrOlFoll 5d ago

Years of youth

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u/brubruislife 5d ago

This is a good one

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u/Experimentationq 4d ago

That's a really good one.

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u/Nawoitsol 5d ago

What if you have to repeat the worst year of your youth 5000 times?

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u/jasonrubik 4d ago

Maybe on the 4999th attempt I will finally get it right

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u/ObamasBoss 4d ago

But then screw it up again on 5000. Dang...

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u/Gorbash38 4d ago

My youth was pretty ok. I'll take it over death anytime.

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u/Alarming-Number-6142 4d ago

I think i would prefer death

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u/Spiritual_Addition16 4d ago

Why do wishes always work that way. 🫤

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u/Alarming-Number-6142 4d ago

yuck…. forget that idea.

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u/Redsnapper39 4d ago

whats up miquella

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u/xxplanexx1 4d ago

Chill Frieren

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u/mokapa 4d ago

Twist, you get them concurrently.

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u/DuckButter99 4d ago

Best answer.

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u/acertaingestault 4d ago

Like age 4, or...?

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u/LaylaKnowsBest 4d ago

5,000 years of youth? That sounds incredibly boring!

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u/LongjumpingBrief6428 4d ago

You would want to appear to be under 10 years of age for 5000 years? OK...

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u/buttsecksgoose 4d ago

I'm pretty sure even ages 10+ still count as youths. In fact people dont even commonly refer to ages 10 and under as youths