r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Criss351 5d ago

Yinning yottery yickets.

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u/johnnybiggles 5d ago

Yillions and yillions and yillions of yollars.

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u/TheyCallMeStone 4d ago

5000 yottadollars

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u/UltraHyperDonkeyDick 4d ago

Yhat was yeally yun to yay!

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u/Ponjos 5d ago

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Granted, but now you have that permanent lisp AND the lottery commission won’t pay out until they determine why you won so many times.

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u/patgeo 4d ago

And it is all the same draw, so just divides the payout.

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u/Fair-Account8040 4d ago

Oh you bastard!

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u/squideastOG 4d ago

There once was a man who went on a job interview. His resume was very impressive, and the interviewer was ready to hire the man. There was one problem.

“There is a period of five years missing from your resume. What were you doing then?" the interviewer asked.

The man replied, “Oh...I was in Yale."

The interviewer was quite impressed. “That’s excellent! You're hired!"

The man exclaimed, “Yippee! I got the yob!"

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u/Canderella1 5d ago

Ye yoo

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u/yallermysons 4d ago

avatar checks out xD

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u/kanna172014 5d ago

This made me laugh

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u/ze11ez 4d ago

i am so dead LMAO