r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 9d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/Designer-Pound6459 9d ago

5000 yellow gold bars please.

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u/Corvo_Attano_451 9d ago

5000 yellow painted Lockheed Martin F 22 Raptors

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u/bard329 9d ago

If you suddenly had 5000 Yellow F22's you'd be spending 5000 Years in Guantanamo

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u/BristolBomber 9d ago

Pfft... You gotta get me first... Ive got a fleet of 5000 yellow F22s!

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u/bard329 9d ago

But you can only pilot one at a time. Oh, and also, can you pilot one?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS 9d ago

Here's to you for bringing the realism to a hypothetical question

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u/Petermacc122 9d ago

It's a reasonable question. Hypothetically if you had 5,000 f22's in yellow you'd be arrested. The planes confiscated. And then either repainted or scrapped for parts. Why? Because EVERYONE wants the f22. Including "article 5" Poland. You don't just magically get the words most advanced fighter jet without someone in the government telling you no.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS 9d ago

Hypothetically you do because hypothetically, if I had 5000 f22s, I'd have one plane with the power of 5000 f22s :D

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u/Petermacc122 9d ago

Technically if you get Uber cool. Invent in your brain a self sustaining outer space ark capable of defending itself from stuff and surviving in space with all the manuals to work it. Just make the class babe start with a y. Then you can literally save humanity with outer space arks.