r/AskReddit 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/anonymous_account15 5d ago edited 4d ago

years of compound interest on my current savings, at a reasonable rate of 4%. that should keep me covered for an eternity or two.

EDIT: I guess when this reaches 5000 upvotes I can cash out?

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u/Addisonian_Z 5d ago

Any online calculators I quickly searched do not allow anywhere near 5000 years and I’m on my phone, not my computer.

The notecard math though says at 4% interest you will double your money every 18 years leading to you doubling it a little over 277 times.

If you have $1.00 now you will end around 1084 which puts you well above the 1080 theorized atoms in the known universe. Not a bad amount of cash.

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u/ttircdj 5d ago

Never felt so rich with $8.37 in my savings account. Can’t even fathom what that to the 84th power would be.

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u/IRealApex 5d ago

8.37E84 = 83,700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

8.3784 = ~3.22803675798E77 or 3,228,036,757,980,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

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u/ttircdj 5d ago

So, what you’re saying is I could afford to eat at Waffle House?

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u/UniqueName2 5d ago

You could afford to buy and eat every single Waffle House.

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u/ttircdj 5d ago

That’s one way to take over the South

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u/lookalive07 4d ago

I'm not sure eating the building is advisable.

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u/CodingFatman 4d ago

You could buy and eat every single Waffle.

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u/ruat_caelum 4d ago

or every planet that hosts a waffle house.

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u/kqi_walliams 4d ago

I find your lack of faith disturbing

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u/Consequence6 4d ago

At the same time because you invested in cloning technology.

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u/AvatarAda 4d ago

You named a Gola, Ebola.

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u/Pretzel911 4d ago

You shouldn't eat buildings.

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u/BadWolf_Corporation 4d ago

"Wait. I'm worried what you just heard was bring me a lot of Waffle Houses. What I said was give me all the Waffle Houses you have."

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u/xPofsx 4d ago

You could at least afford a McDouble or something

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u/ttircdj 4d ago

Yeah, but McDonald’s doesn’t have as much entertainment as Waffle House 3rd shift

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u/xPofsx 4d ago

It's often safer, but with slightly less, but still interesting, characters

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u/ttircdj 4d ago

I’m allergic to safety.

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u/xPofsx 4d ago

There is no guarantee at either location to be fair

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u/SHWAPAH 4d ago

At least twice yeah

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u/ttircdj 4d ago

Well, I don’t usually eat breakfast anyways, so lunch and dinner it is!

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u/DengarLives66 4d ago

Now look who’s a fancy lad!

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u/orthros 4d ago

You can afford to go to Five Guys. Twice.

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u/ttircdj 4d ago

Billionaire shit there

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u/Qweesdy 4d ago

So, what you’re saying is I could afford to eat at Waffle House?

What they're saying is that you could afford to eat a house made out of waffles.

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u/Behrooz0 4d ago

Bruh. Are you kidding? You could even afford Sky TV.

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u/ttircdj 4d ago

Netflix?

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u/Behrooz0 4d ago

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u/ttircdj 4d ago

Sorry, I’m from Alabama. They never taught me how to read.

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u/TheHarbarmy 4d ago

Can maybe even get Five Guys. Still gotta go with the little fries though.

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u/ballisticbuddha 4d ago

You should keep in mind that you'll have that much after 5,000 years. What is it going to be actually worth after that long? How much of the actual value will be eaten up by inflation.

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u/ttircdj 4d ago

In 5,000 years, it might buy me a cup of sugar.

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u/ObamasBoss 4d ago

No. Inflation has been more than 4%. This person's bank account was $0 LONG ago and owes maintenance fees. This assumed we are just jumping forward 5000 years and letting whatever happen.

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u/ValuableMiddle378 4d ago

Idk with inflation you might only get some grits

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u/ValuableMiddle378 4d ago

Idk with inflation you might only get some grits.

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u/MlKlBURGOS 4d ago

That's not how it works.

T = C * (1 + i/k) ^ nk

(Total, (initial) Capital, interest, k=periods in a year, n=number of years)

Assuming a monthly interest payment:

T = 8.37 * (1 + (0.04/12)) ^ (5000*12) = 4e87€

Assuming a yearly interest payment:

T = 8.37 * (1 + 0.04) ^ 5000 = 1e86€

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u/Schonke 4d ago

Assuming a yearly interest payment:

T = 8.37 * (1 + 0.04) ^ 5000 = 1e86€

Ahem, 1.27e86! Don't skim 2.7e85 euros from the poor bastard!

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u/MWD_Dave 4d ago

You could buy the last can of anchovies with that!

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u/Consequence6 4d ago

83 sexvigintillion,700 quinvigint,000 quattuorvigint,000 trevigint,000 duovigint,000 unvigint,000 vigintillion,000 novemdec,000 octodec,000 septendec,000 sexdec,000 quindec,000 quattuordec,000 tredec,000 duodec,000 undec,000 decillion,000 non,000 oct,000 sept,000 sext,000 quint,000 quadrillions,000 trillions,000 billions,000 millions,000 thousands,000.00

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u/JstVisitingThsPlanet 5d ago

Only 5000 more years to go. Hang in there.

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u/jaggedcanyon69 4d ago

There is no way to comprehend it. No thought device or analogy could ever make that number even vaguely accessible.

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u/ghjm 4d ago

$8.37 * 1.045000 = $123,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

All the money there ever was, is, or ever will be is an invisibly tiny drop in the bucket of this much money.

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u/Winjin 4d ago

Most of the modern billionaires would go green with envy over that much money

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u/IamImposter 4d ago

Bro. Come to india and you already got some 650 INR. You can buy a medium pizza with good toppings. No beef

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u/lesbianmathgirl 4d ago

Even larger than that. You double 277 times, so that's ~8 * 2277 = 23 * 2277 = 2 ^ 280 > (23)93 = 893.

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u/mordecai14 4d ago

You don't increase that to the power, you'd increase that amount by the yearly interest to the power of the number of years. So in this case, an interest rate of 4% would give you:

8.37*(1.045000) = 1.228 * 1086.

Which is vastly more than the number of atoms in the observable universe.

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u/Liberatedhusky 4d ago

I did it with a calculator and at 4% over 5000 years compounding you would have:

1.2286323662620432644746711842454e+86‬

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u/TheOriginalJape 4d ago

Then you buy Amazon and Disney

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u/tinnylemur189 5d ago

Rice on a chess board with extra steps.

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u/jso__ 5d ago

10^85 from my math. 1*(1.04)^5000 ≈ 1.47*10^85

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u/Addisonian_Z 4d ago

Oh… well now I feel like a bit of a fool. Good to know moving forward.

My difference in the final number is because I stopped at 277 doubles. The actual result was 277.7723… whole bunch of numbers. I probably could have gotten closer to the correct answer (your answer) with my method but, this method is clearly the correct way!!

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u/prestigious_delay_7 5d ago

Starting balance x 1.045000 will give you the end result.

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u/Addisonian_Z 4d ago

That’s what another person said.

I do math because I like math… this does not automatically make one good at math. Thanks for the new info.

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u/TheMilkmanHathCome 5d ago

That’s awesome!

How rich am I with a penny?

Also can I borrow a penny?

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u/Meecus570 5d ago

In a minute

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u/FortaDragon 4d ago

A thousand years at 4% on a penny is over 2 quadrillion dollars, five thousand years is many orders of magnitude more, too much to properly comprehend.

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u/toadjones79 5d ago

So, they would have enough cash to instantly obliterate the value of any currency in existence. Leading to less value than the initial $1.

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u/jso__ 5d ago

You'd obliterate the value of all currency. But you'd have 99.99999999% (add a few more 9s lol) of all money so you'd still be able to buy whatever you want.

But also, most of your money wouldn't be in circulation (and the majority of peoples' money will be unchanged so demand curves won't majorly shift) so I don't think inflation will be too bad tbh.

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u/davesoverhere 5d ago

So I could afford to make Elon my bitch.

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u/UniqueName2 5d ago

You don’t need money for that. He’s already a bitch.

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u/davesoverhere 5d ago

But he’s not my bitch.

I’d recreate the Pulp Fiction scene.

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u/UniqueName2 5d ago

He’s the world’s bitch. I mean, just look at that sad sack of shit trying so hard to not be the biggest bitch on the planet.

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u/toadjones79 4d ago

I'm pretty sure you would see a repeat of Brazil. The world would abandon whatever money you have and replace it with another currency that qualified as an equivalent. Your money would be worthless and the world would think of you the same way it thinks of the Pharma Bro.

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u/cortesoft 4d ago

Just sloooooowly enter into the economy.

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u/toadjones79 4d ago

No real way to do that. The bank you have that in would suddenly have all that money in their account. They would have to pay the interest, which would cost more than all the money in the world combined each month. Or invest that money to recoup the cost, which would insert money into the economy too quickly. Or get Congress to cancel the entire account for national security. I'm fairly certain you would just disappear...

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u/Jonny0Than 5d ago

Assuming it’s not doing a monthly compounding or something then you just do 1.045000. It’s about 1.46e85.

If you take 0.04, divide by 12 and add one, this is a common way to do monthly interest.  1.00333360000 is 5e86.

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u/VIOLENT_WIENER_STORM 5d ago

The simulation ends when one person buys every atom in the universe.

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u/Maddwag5023 5d ago

You can do 1.045000 to get the multiplier for 4% interest over 5000 years

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u/Shneckos 4d ago

Still wouldn’t be able to afford avocado toast

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u/Trnostep 4d ago

Wolfram Aplha says 4% compound interest p.a. over 5000 years from 1$ results in 5,181×1086

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u/terraphantm 4d ago

Simpler math is 1.045000. 1.467900079166122e85

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u/Razulath 4d ago

1.045000

1.467985

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u/InTheDarknesBindThem 4d ago

this kind of thing where you want a weird calculator is a great use for free chatgpt

1.47×1085

(it just writes python to solve it btw)

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u/Liberatedhusky 4d ago

it's math you can do on most simple calculators. [current balance]*1.045000

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u/MissApocalycious 4d ago

The math for compound interest is actually a bit easier (with a calculator) than you might think. The formula is

(<starting amount>)*(1.<interest rate><number of years>)

So if you started with $10,000 and got 5000 years at 5% it would be:

(10000)*(1.055000) = 8.84e109 (or rounded to 884 followed by 107 more 0s)

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u/Main-Advice9055 4d ago

Isn't this basically what happened to Fry in Futurama?

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u/alee137 4d ago

Think that there are at least 10¹²³ possible moves in a chess game

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u/corey69x 4d ago

Not a bad amount of cash.

Elon would still want more

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u/betterthanamaster 5d ago edited 5d ago

Great pick. That would bean absurd amount of money. Assuming it’s more than $1, you’re looking at a value of 85 digits or so.

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u/Ponjos 5d ago

This is perfect. 👍🏻

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u/fullautophx 4d ago

Are you Fry?

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u/anonymous_account15 4d ago

Nah, 1000 years of compound interest are rookie numbers.

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u/CaughtWithPantsUp 5d ago

Boom, you're teleported 5000 years in the future. Humanity is gone and money means nothing.

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u/ProfessionalBus5320 4d ago

No no no. They said "years [worth] of compound interest [now]."

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u/DogmaticNuance 4d ago

years of compound interest on my current savings

I'll just take years, myself. Actually better make it years of healthy, happy, and free life. May still end up monkey pawed but that covers most of the bases.

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u/d_smogh 4d ago

Current savings = 0

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u/ProfessionalBus5320 4d ago

Genie's like, fuck, I didn't think of that...

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u/1CorinthiansSix9 4d ago

Well 93c at 2.25% for just 1000 years is 4.3b

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u/789_ba_dum_tss 4d ago

another good one.

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u/PSUAth 4d ago

well, $0.98 at 2.25 for 1000 years is almost 4.3 billion dollars (thanks Futurama) 5K would be.... yeah

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u/poop-dolla 4d ago

Twist: rates drop back to 0.01%

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 4d ago

Okay Phillip J Fry.

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u/tocilog 4d ago

People are trying to circumvent the question by saying "Years of...". If only the first "Y" word is granted, you all get 5000 years.

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u/gattuzo 4d ago

errbody here ass-umin', that my boy has a positive networth.

i am at a net debt with college and what not... so its gonna be paying for an eternity and a half

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u/anonymous_account15 4d ago

I’ll send some of mine your way, no worries.

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u/Cyber_Punk_87 4d ago

So I asked ChatGPT what an initial $1,000 investment would equal in 5,000 years and it says 1.47 x 1088. If you started with $10 it would be 1.47 x 1086.