r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 7d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/thrumplewart 7d ago

I'll take 5000 yaks please. No you can't ask why.

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u/yuyuyashasrain 7d ago

Can i help you name them? Yakkie O, Yak Nicholson, a group of them called NickelYak…

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u/Skink_Anansie 7d ago

My favourite is Yak Black, he sings and swears a lot.

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u/AccomplishedMemory16 7d ago

Are you talking about Jack Yak?

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u/TheLooza 7d ago

Yakkity (Yak)

Don’t talk back.

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u/mustbethedragon 7d ago

No, that's Yak Black's twin.

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u/AccomplishedMemory16 6d ago

Ahhh that’s right the Blackyak twins. I always get them confused.

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u/im_dead_sirius 6d ago

I'll stand. I too like to live dangerously.

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u/sippingsami 6d ago

Jack Yak and Yak Black try to convince everyone they aren’t actually related even though they are twins

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u/imanantelope 6d ago

I’m talking about Yack Ylack

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u/Solanthas 6d ago

Is that pronounced ee-lack or lee-ack?

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u/Solanthas 6d ago

Jack Blyack.

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u/PowerfulPickUp 6d ago

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!

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u/Any-Run393 6d ago

Yak Blak

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce 6d ago

The voice is seared into my head.

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u/Rakastaakissa 6d ago

Can’t forget Yak White!

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u/Sorry-Climate3598 6d ago

The joke is a gem