r/AskReddit • u/Previous-Ad3911 • 5d ago

You can have 5000 of anything that starts with Y. What do you choose?

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u/BearTheBoroBlower 5d ago

Yorkshire Terriers.
Then after I make an IQ enhancing helmet.
I will use them to control the world!!

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u/TheLordDuncan 5d ago

Bad Jerry.

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u/100nm 5d ago

Where are my testicles, Bear?

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u/BearTheBoroBlower 5d ago

Oh.
Wow.
That’s an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.

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u/spankthegoodgirl 5d ago

I'd bow to the yorkie overlords

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u/BearTheBoroBlower 5d ago

I just hope they will love me.

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u/Cutsdeep- 5d ago

same thing we do every night, pinkie

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u/Madly_hornet09 5d ago

This some pinkie and the brain ah sounding shit.

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u/BearTheBoroBlower 5d ago

Little column A. Little column B.

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u/vass0922 5d ago

They're little assholes at least half of them will just bite your ankles

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u/deconstruct110 5d ago

Yeah, I had one who would jump up and bite people in the ass. But he was so cute. That's a lot of barking though.

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u/TampaDiablo 5d ago

They make great hats in Rimworld.

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u/CustomerConsistent78 4d ago

5000 dogs might be the worst answer here.

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u/BamaBlcksnek 4d ago

Not when you can sell the little shits for $1000+ each. You could probably net $2-3mil after expenses.

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u/Companyman118 4d ago

More likely, they will use you to achieve same goal…

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u/BamaBlcksnek 4d ago

I have two yorkies. You're gonna need one hell of a helmet. There ain't much there to enhance.

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u/MyBeardSaysHi 4d ago

Are we just gonna gloss over how you just decide to make an IQ-enhancing helmet........?

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u/Fabulous-Ad6763 4d ago

Not yellow labs?

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u/Cool-Substance-6110 4d ago

Just wait when they get scaria and turn manhunter... Oh, the lag.

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u/jeanniecool 4d ago

god loves a terrier but maybe only Norwich??